Locke walks into a flower shop. He glares around the room and spies an older woman gushing over some floral arrangement. She calls her honey over and asks his opinion on the arrangement. The honey is Locke's Evil Daddy. They both decide the flowers should be bigger, and Evil Daddy looks Locke in the eye and tells the lady he will go over there and look for bigger flowers. He walks up to Locke and says hello. Locke wants to know if it will be a big to-do or just the two of them and a preacher? I guess you couldn't invite me 'cause it would make for some awkward introductions. Evil Daddy wants to know how Locke knew? Knew he was in the flower shop? Good freakin' question. How did he know that? Locke doesn't answer my question, but says he knows about the wedding because her son came to him asking why he gave Evil Daddy a kidney. He's onto you, Evil Daddy, but doesn't have any proof yet. Evil Daddy wants to know what Locke said to him. Locke doesn't answer that question but instead tells Evil Daddy that he knows he is conning her and is going to marry her for her money. What does Locke want from Evil Daddy? He wants Evil Daddy to leave that poor woman alone. Why? Because it is not fair! Evil Daddy makes people believe he is their family, and then he leaves them and ruins their lives! "Call off the engagement and go or I will tell her the truth. I want to hear you say it. Say you'll leave." Evil Daddy just says "Okay, you got it," and chucks him under the chin and calls him "Sport" as he heads out the door. Oh Evil Daddy! You're so Evil! Do you think Locke's state social worker would be proud that he reached out to his biological parents? Now can he get his benefits reinstated?
Episode Report CardLuluBates: B+ | 614 USERS: B-
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