Young Ben thinks he has the code to turn off the security fence. Young psychopath that he is, he of course tests his hypothesis on a bunny. Animal testing leads to serial killing the way marijuana leads to heroin! After the bunny doesn't die, Ben runs through the fence looking for his mom. He runs around in the woods screaming for his mommy, but doesn't find her. He does find a perfectly intact 1970s edition of Mr. Eyeliner, though! Who needs mom when you have a creepy, long-haired, wildly-gesticulating, never-aging Richard? Mr. Eyeliner is apparently a so-called hostile although he balks at the title. He asks Ben if he even knows what hostile means, man. By opening his hands wide and making himself appear messianic, Mr. Eyeliner convinces Young Ben that he is not a hostile, but a friendly! Ben tells Mr. Eyeliner that he is looking for his mother. After some encouragement, he confesses that technically he's looking for his dead mother. Mr. Eyeliner asks whether his mother died on the Island. Ben explains that she didn't die on the Island, that she died when he was a baby, but he sees her here and she spoke to him. Mr. Eyeliner looks intrigued, but tells Ben to go homo, I mean home, because his people are probably looking for him. Ben refuses to go home and yells that he hates it there and he never wants to go back. He tells Mr. Eyeliner that he wants to go with him. Mr. Eyeliner says that if he really wants that, then he has to be patient. It will take time. But if he really wants it, he can do it. Creepfest! When is Ice T going to come and get all SVU on this guy?
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