"Just calm down," Jack says, and Sayid notes that there are plenty of things on the island they can eat. Sawyer sits down in one of two connected airplane seats and asks how they're going to find the food. A big fucking knife flies into the other seat and twangs there. Everyone looks at Locke, who appears to have thrown the knife from over ten feet away. That right there? Is bullshit. That should be grounds for knife confiscation. "You either have very good aim, or very bad aim," Jack says, handing Locke back his knife. Why would you do that? He's just gonna throw it again. People like that never learn. Jack asks what they're going to hunt, and Locke goes off into a 109-word monologue, the upshot of which is, they're going to hunt boar. He reveals that the steel box is, yes, full of knives. Hurley says, "Who is this guy?"

Flashback! Locke picks up a ringing phone and hears a voice say, "Colonel Locke, is this line secure?" Locke looks to his left, then to his right, and says, "Line secure." Heh. The person on the other end of the phone tells Locke that the target area is secure and that maneuvers are a go for 1300 hours. They rattle off some more military jargon, before a wide shot reveals that Locke's sitting in a cube farm and is getting bitched out for failing to have finished his TPS reports on time. Hey, he works at Initech! Glad to see the company got back on its feet after Milton burned it down. I guess they did have a crack construction crew working on it. Locke's boss, Dave Grohl, yells at him for making personal calls during work, and smirkingly calls him "Colonel."