Love Cruise

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Dirty Dancing

Jeanette votes for Adrian. So does Toni. Laura points out that Adrian won't leave, because he has the Switch Card and will save himself. Andrea that thinks they should vote for Adrian, and then let Adrian pick which guy should leave. Laura is worried that Adrian will pick someone they all like. That would be his best move strategically -- get rid of the strong ones.

Ralph says that he doesn't have any beef with Laura, and that the only person he dislikes is his partner Andrea. Adrian demonstrates how he sees Andrea; it's like someone flipping through the channels on the television. I don't know. Greg wonders what the women could possibly be talking about.

Lisa points out that Adrian could choose Michael, or Greg, both of whom the women like. Tomiko is silent throughout this discussion. Andrea asks whom Lisa would vote off. Lisa would vote for Anthony, because she heard that if Laura is on the boat, Anthony doesn't want to be there. Lisa is also feeling a weird vibe from Anthony, and he's making her uncomfortable. Listen to Lisa! Toni isn't comfortable trusting what Lisa heard from another source.

Anthony tells the guys that Laura likes to manipulate, but that Anthony won't get played again, because "it absolutely sucks." Melissa says that she got a bad first impression from Anthony, because he went around to all the guys and planted seeds to get them to think a certain way about Laura. In a brilliant piece of editing (and how often do I say that about a B/M show?), we see Darin admit that he's seen Laura be manipulative, but that he might not have seen it if Anthony hadn't pointed it out. The women are tied between Adrian and Anthony, and Laura is the deciding vote.

The singles head out to the deck to hear the decisions. Adrian gets to sit up front because he has the Switch Card. Adrian tries to make a joke, but no one laughs. Michael, as the men's jury foremen, announces that all of the ladies are great, but that many of the women are badmouthing each other to the guys. The guys don't know whether the women are being honest or pursuing an agenda. I don't know what that has to do with their decision, but they have voted off Laura. Toni bug-eyes for about ten minutes.

Andrea, as the women's jury foreman (forewoman?), announces that the women didn't want to decide, so they voted Adrian off and let him decide. That's so dumb. They are so dumb. Here's what I don't get about the Switch Card. Is it only good for that round? What if Adrian wasn't voted off, but also didn't want to use it for someone else? Could he hang onto it? I don't know.

Love Cruise

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