Anthony and Laura discuss whether they should stay together or split up. It's a totally staged conversation, though, because they are both facing the camera instead of facing each other. In an interview, Anthony says that he and Laura promised to be honest to one another. They've been together for two days, and they're already setting ground rules for their relationship? Laura says that she wouldn't mind splitting up (read: I'm sick of you and your shitty poetry) and Anthony claims that his cabin is their home base (read: I'm scared that you will tell the other women about my tiny penis and that none of them will want to be my partner). Laura suggests that they switch for two days, and then get back together (read: let me the fuck out of this cabin, you tool). Anthony disagrees with that idea (read: you're young, and it's possible that I can control you with my mind games, or you might buy my brand of bullshit).

The captain calls everyone up to the top deck to choose new partners. Justin welcomes everyone and congratulates them on making it past the first elimination. Justin accidentally says "Aruba" instead of "Loser Island." He's so fired. And let's go to Loser Island for a moment -- hey, there are the goats again. Because "goat" equals "loser," for some reason. Gina and Kenny G look miserable as they eat breakfast. Gina asks Kenny G what he's going to do that day, and Kenny G says he doesn't know, and that's the problem. Gee, what a hardship to be stuck in Aruba with nothing on your agenda. I feel so bad for them.

Justin orders all the men to the front of the room, and then asks all of the women to sit in chairs facing the men. Justin reminds them that the match is not official until the woman agrees, and then blows the stupid whistle I'm about to jam up his ass. The men slowly approach the women. Darin heads right over to Melissa, who I don't think I've really seen before. Anthony and Laura team up again. Tomiko and Adrian also stay together. Andrea (another blonde I don't know) and Ralph end up together. Toni ends up with a choice between Tony (the carpenter) and Greg (who?). Toni chooses Greg, because apparently Tony snores. Also, it would be annoying for Tony and Toni to be together. Everyone would be waiting around for Toné to show up so they could sing their 1990 hit, "Feels Good." And no one wants that. In an interview, Toni tells us that Greg is "an absolute smoking hottie," and she's psyched that he's her roommate so she can stare at him.