Love Cruise

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Kim: A- | 466 USERS: C+
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Lisa holds her hat onto her head, like, just take it off or put your hair in a ponytail or something. God, she's annoying. Lisa tells the other women that she "heard something yesterday that made [her] think that [Greg] may not have the same depth of feeling as [Toni]." Lisa admits that Greg gave her these huge compliments. And she wasn't fishing for them at all. Actually, she was fishing for them so hard that she was practically holding a rod and reel. Lisa wonders whether Greg was complimenting the other women, too. No one really says that he was. Andrea pipes up that she's been wondering who is fake and who is genuine. I'll give her a hint. None of them on that ship are genuine. That should make it easier for her. Toni says that she'll go along with whatever the other women decide. The other women all agree to vote for Greg, and Toni goes along with it. Over on the men's side, Greg tells the men that he's really into Toni, and that he misjudged her on the first day. Aw. Poor Bug-Eye's one chance at love, and those harpies stole it away from her because of stupid Lisa and her stupid rumors. Toni thinks it would "blow their mind" if she announced the vote.

The groups assemble for the Elimination Ceremony. Justin calls Michael, the Switch Card holder, up front. Darin has to announce the men's vote. Darin simply says that they've chosen Jeanette. Jeanette cries. Toni stands and says, "I'm not going to get into any speeches or anything. We've chosen Greg." People look shocked. Toni looks pissed. Also, she looks a little bit like a pirate with that bandanna on her head.

Justin calls Jeanette and Greg up front, and allows them to speak. Jeanette hugs Michael and asks him not to use the Switch Card on her. Greg thanks the group and says that he understands and doesn't hold it against them. Michael announces that he's not using the Switch Card. Jeanette decides that she has something else to say. She announces that she also doesn't hold anything against anyone, but wants everyone to know that she never called Adrian a deadbeat dad. Jeanette starts crying and everyone runs up and hugs her. Except Adrian, who sits alone. The Sad Strummy Guitar of Adrian's Shitty Hat plays as I realize that what I thought was a knit skullcap is actually a knit baseball cap. Yuck.

Adrian tells Jeanette that he feels bad for making a judgment about her. For some reason, Lisa is also there; I'm guessing the reason is that she wants more camera time. Jeanette lies to Adrian that they are all good people and that they all get along great. Adrian apologizes for what happened, and says that if they met elsewhere, it would have been different. Lisa says something stupid about no hard feelings. Jeanette and Adrian hug. Jeanette tells them to have fun.

Love Cruise

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