Love Cruise

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The Sad Piano Music of Toni's Concern plays as Toni asks Jeanette whether she's prepared for the possibility of being voted off. Jeanette is sure that she will be, because the guys are upset with what she said to Adrian. Toni asks Jeanette whether she called Adrian a deadbeat father, and Jeanette is shocked at the suggestion, saying that she doesn't know Adrian that way. Andrea says that they stood up for Jeanette with Adrian on this issue. Jeanette goes on and on insisting that she would never use that label, and that one of the guys lied to get Adrian's vote. I still think it was Anthony. I hope it wasn't Michael. Or someone else I like. Okay, I guess just Michael. Jeanette says that she needs to defend herself before being voted off.

Jeanette tells Adrian that she never called him a deadbeat dad. Jeanette feels that if he wants to vote her off for the things she did say, then that is fine, but that she never said "deadbeat dad." Jeanette cries and denies it some more. Adrian doesn't really seem to get the point, so Jeanette restates her case. Adrian says that he will accept her apology. Jeanette isn't apologizing, because she never said it. I thought Jeanette did a good job of stating her case and not getting sidetracked, but I don't know whether Adrian believed her. In an interview, Adrian says that he's still voting for Jeanette, because people have to learn that you can't treat others like that. Whatever, Adrian. You have no credibility with me.

At dinner, Toni rubs Greg's arm. Toni voice-overs that she knows that Greg likes her, and that she wishes he would let everyone else know that. Lisa pouts because no one is giving her compliments. Toni gives Greg a kiss and heads off to bed. Greg follows soon afterward. In their cabin, Greg hops into bed. We see them make out on the surveillance cam, and it's totally like amateur porn until Greg gets up and puts something over the camera. The next morning, Toni insists that she didn't have sex with Greg, but that she did "rub up on him." I really did not need that much detail. Toni hugs Greg and calls him "a guy you take home to mom." I hope her mom didn't watch this episode, because after seeing that surveillance cam, I don't know whether she would want Greg around. Or Toni, for that matter.

Andrea and Lisa talk on deck. In an interview, Andrea says that Lisa came up and told her that Greg might not be into Toni, because he was hitting on her the other day. Lisa omits the part where she was totally flirting back and encouraging him. Lisa tells Andrea that she's voting for Greg because he doesn't feel the same way about Toni. Lisa constantly rubs her hair and it's really annoying, as she says that she thinks Greg would choose her in the next round, and that she doesn't want to be in a position to hurt Toni. Man, first she has no self-esteem, and now she's totally full of herself. Andrea agrees that if Toni is going to get hurt, she wants Greg gone, too. Toni walks up and asks what that was all about. Lisa scurries away like the rat she is.

Love Cruise

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