Love in the Wild
Love in the Wild

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Kim: D | 661 USERS: C+
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Snakes in the Grass

Theresa and Skip are hanging out in their cabin as Theresa does something with her hair extensions. Wait, she has hair extensions? IN the jungle? She's awful. She and Skip are the Two A-Holes skit from SNL. Skip gives some interview about how he doesn't have to say how he feels about Theresa because she just knows because they're getting to know each other? I don't know. I'm too distracted by the fact that he's getting into the shower with her so I guess that what he means by getting to know each other.

Heather confides in Kym that she hopes to get back with Miles, but she doesn't know how he's feeling. Are they not allowed to talk to other people? Why not just ask him? Kym thinks she and Steele are a match made in heaven and hopes Steele sees it. What is it about Steele that people just fall in love with him? I mean, he's good-looking, but he's kind of dumb. He's not exactly Mr. Sparkling Wit over there. Steele has his eye on Erica, but admits that he likes Kym too.

Mike tries to get Samantha to talk about their troubles today. She feels like they've been through it, but he wants her to say something about how she had a hard time and they'll work better as a team in the future. She feels like she's already said that. Maybe she didn't use his script. Why is he giving her a script? That's weird. She's also kind of shut down and completely closed off. What happened to our super couple? They were the Luke and Laura of this show. Well, minus the part where Luke raped Laura, but we all pretend that didn't happen.

Derek has dinner with Jess but he thinks it would be "a disservice" not to explore his options, and by options, he means Samantha. Yes, how dare he deprive other women of his awesomeness? The men on this show are horrible. Then again, most of the women are too.

Hey, remember Jason and Jessica? I didn't either. But Jason is sleeping on what they claim is a couch in their cabin, but seriously looks like a crib. Why is he sleeping in a crib? Anyway, Jessica wakes him up and Jason goes off on this speech about how he thinks she's awesome and is attracted to her and she's basically like, "Uh, thanks? But no thanks." Poor Jason. Can't catch a break.

Love in the Wild

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