Adam and Kym head to Midnight at the Oasis. Meanwhile, the other couples head to their cabins. Jason and Erica discuss how they annoy one another. Well, Erica says that and Jason looks hurt. Meanwhile, Miles sets up a picnic for Heather. Miles reminds me of Matt Saracen, so I kind of love him.
Are Ben and Brandee getting along yet? Well, he tells her that, out of everyone there, she annoys him the least. She at least recognizes that it's a backhanded compliment. Then Ben says that he's like an abusive husband, except with words. That's called verbally abusive, and you are. In her interview, she says that she doesn't know if she'll switch partners. Y'all, she's a mental health professional. And she might stick with Ben? I guess the devil you know and all that?
Adam and Kym are having dinner at the Oasis. Adam definitely wants kids and owns a cat. Kym doesn't want kids ever and has a Yorkie. She's one of those. She has a little dog, and she probably carries it in her purse. I saw a lady at the zoo the other day with a purse dog. At THE ZOO. Why would you bring your dog to the zoo? I hope a lion ate it. And maybe the lady too. Anyway, Adam thinks that things are going great and Kym is like, "Weird beard, please."
Erica is so annoyed by Jason that she packs up her shit and sleeps on a chaise lounge by the pool. Damn. Meanwhile, Derek and Jess (the two fraidy-cats who were partnered with other people) are bonding in the hammock. Imagine if they had to complete the last leg together? They'd still be out on that bridge, crying and wetting themselves.
Steele and Vanessa are packing and Vanessa says that she can sense that she's losing him. Why does she care? He's a giant hunk of lumber! She can do better, even with her camel face. Gah. Then she asks him to talk it out. They've known each other for like four days and she's acting like they're married. Steele just flat-out tells her that he's going to move on and Vanessa actually cries in her interview about how she made herself vulnerable and it backfired. And she doesn't deserve to be alone. OMG. I am vomiting over her. She needs to get off this show and go read The Beauty Myth and maybe He's Just Not That Into You and other things as well. She's killing me.