Love in the Wild
Love in the Wild

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Kim: D | 508 USERS: C+
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Ouch, My Toe

Derek and Erica are still in the lead. They find the idol, which is basically a stump with a face. Like a stump you would sit on around a campfire or whatever, to give you an idea of the size/weight. Derek throws it up on his shoulder and they head up an enormous stairway. Think about how they had to rappel down at least two stories; now they have to climb back up. Once they get to the top, Derek drops the idol on his toe. And while you might think, "Oh, that would hurt like stubbing your toe," this seems a bit more serious. Like there is a lot of blood coming out from under his toenail. It's really gross. And then we go to break wondering what will happen to Derek, who I really don't like, but I don't want to lose a toe or anything.

Skip and Jessica are the next to come along, and Jessica is obviously concerned about Derek, her former and hopefully future partner. Derek encourages them to go ahead and cross the finish line first, so they eventually set off. But as they walk, they talk about how they don't really want to go to the Oasis together; they would rather hang out at the cabins with their true partners. So they let Ben and Samantha pass them, and they get first place and a trip to the Oasis. Skip and Jessica come in second. Derek manages to screw his toe back on his foot and make it to the finish line for third place. And he still carries the log! I would make Erica do it. Mike and Theresa are fourth. Steele and Heather end up fifth and Miles and Brandee end up last.

After everyone finishes, the medics come and take Derek away in an ambulance. Allegedly, the pain of his toe made him realize that he does like Jess. And she's all, "My man is going away in an ambulance and I AM WORRIED!" Good Lord. I'm sure it hurts, but it's not like he has an open leg fracture. Jeesh.

Ben and Samantha are at Oasis and have no interest in one another, so it's all kind of awkward. At least until they start drinking and then they seem a little wasted. Everyone else has to swap cabins so that they're sharing with their new partners and no one wants to. Ben and Samantha sneak back from the Oasis to hang out with their true partners at the cabins. Mike and Samantha are really into each other, but Ben is shitfaced and doesn't even really talk to Brandee, who gets up and leaves.

Love in the Wild

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