After the commercial break, Skip and Theresa continue searching. Theresa blubbers that she's pretty sure they got out of the water with four bags. Mike and Samantha pass them, and then Mike conks Samantha in the head with the paddle board. Seriously. She is going to have a concussion. I've read about the problems NFL players have when they retire; Samantha better get an MRI or something. A CAT scan. I don't know. Anyway, as Skip and Theresa backtrack, Miles and Heather pass them as well, so now they're in last place.
The two lead couples head to the swamp while Skip and Theresa start snorkeling to try to find their lost bag. Skip admits that he's mad at the situation and not Theresa, but you know he's a little mad at Theresa, but she's crying so he can't say anything.
Mike and Samantha find their last bag and head out as Miles and Heather are heading into the cove where the bag is located. So Mike and Samantha are off to find Mambo with Miles and Heather hot on their heels. Mike and Samantha find the correct bar and start asking around for Mambo, but no one is responding. The camera closes in on a dog; is that Mambo? And how is he going to give them a secret phrase? Unless the secret phrase is woof woof?
Miles and Heather arrive at the bar too, so now four loud Americans are running around going, "Mambo? Mambo? Mambo? Mambo?" Finally some rasta in the corner is like, "I'm him." Well what were you waiting for? Why didn't he say something earlier? And then he very dramatically slashes open the bag of coins with a knife for no reason. I think he added his own improv. He's hoping for a spot at the UCB program next season. So Mike and Samantha get the secret phrase and take off. Miles and Heather seem them talking to the dude, so they also get the secret phrase and take off. But what about Skip and Theresa? Did they ever find their missing...you know what? I don't give a shit and neither does anyone watching the show (all three of us) except for Skip and Theresa and their parents. And frankly, I heard Skip's dad is kind of a jerk and isn't even watching.













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