Love in the Wild
Love in the Wild

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Second question: When it comes to intimacy (codeword for sex), who is more adventurous? The best strategy here is to always say the guy, because girls don't want to seem like sluts, especially the kinds of girls that would go on this show. Mike said Samantha and she said Mike, so no points and they stay at 3. And he's in trouble. Miles said himself and so did Heather, so they get a point, and now have 3. Skip says himself and Theresa says both. That wasn't a choice! She's an idiot. Skip's temper (remember that?) comes out as he mutters, "What the fuck are you doing? I'm going to smash my head on this fucking candle." Everyone looks around awkwardly and Skip and Theresa get no points, so they're still at 1. Seriously, though. That was a stupid answer.

This questions is for the ladies, and that's not the beginning of a slow jam, but it should be: What's the nicest thing your partner has done for you while you've been here? As opposed to before they got there, when they didn't know one another? I kind of wish Ben and Brandee were still around for this game. Because her answer would be like, "He didn't berate me THAT MUCH when I brought him buttered toast instead of dry." Samantha and Mike agree that it was their surprise lunch date, so they now have 4. Heather says it was a surprise picnic. Hey, copycat! And they didn't show that, did they? Miles thought it was when he helped her over the bridge. So no points there. Theresa says that the nicest thing Skip did was hang out with her while she was changing instead of going to the pool. Wait, what? That was the nicest thing he did for you? Oh, honey, no. Skip says he thought it was when he sacrificed coming in first so that he wouldn't go to the Oasis with another woman. Theresa is like, "Oh, yeah. That WAS nice." Well, nicer than hanging out with you while you changed, certainly. So no points there either.

Fourth question: how many, if any, children would your partner like to have? Mike says it's two, and Samantha confirms. So they have five points and get to move on to the finals. God, I would be so annoyed by them if I were on this show. Miles admits that his is a random guess, because they haven't discussed it, and he says three. Heather says that she wants four, but since they haven't discussed it, she says the generic two. Skip also said three and Theresa said two. She wants one boy and one girl. Well, you don't get to choose. Anyone who didn't get pregnant so easily (me) gets really annoyed when people act like you can just plan out when you get pregnant, and what you will have. Life is random! It throws you curveballs! Aw, I'm old and bitter. I hope Theresa does get her one boy one girl dream, even if it sounds like the answer a twelve-year-old would give.

Love in the Wild

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