If I had a horse, I would name him Martin Horsese.
BEING MEAN TO NATHAN ISRAEL
Nathan Israel: "The thing about subprime mortgages is, don't buy things you can't afford."
Ace: "By objecting to that common-sense statement, my character development as a self-righteous prig and hypocrite is complete. This show wants me to be a sort of anti-hero who is complex and corrupt but also pure, but because I am unerringly a huge twat about everything, mostly it's just really gross to watch."
Nathan Israel: "Do you have some more degrading me to do, so that you don't feel so bad about your old flaccid penis?"
Ace: "As a matter of fact, we do!"
Nathan Israel: "This whole situation is going to blow up in your face. But I'm probably still dead meat."
Wheels: "Go inside Chan's and tell Jerry that I am dying of one of my many ailments."
Degenerates: "We don't understand simple instructions!"
Wheels: "Then go in there and mangle the whole situation. What's important is that we get Jerry out of there before he gets so far in that we end up dead in the same shallow grave as him."
They do. It takes forever and it's kinda humiliating to watch, but they save him. For today.
THE MYSTERY OF JO & ESCALANTE AS A THING
Jo & Escalante discuss horses and their care. It still makes zero sense why she is with him. How old is she, like a hundred? She is so fucking pretty. I hope he knows how lucky he is. I hope we find out what makes her so damaged that she would even bother to be in the same room with that prick.
The more people talk about what a great horse GUM is, the more likely it seems that the Jigsaw Killer is going to kidnap Walter and put him in a situation where he has to kill the horse with his bare hands or something.
MORE PORKY PIG GOING BONKERS
The gist, as he talks to himself from an angel-dusty jump-cutted variety of angles meant to imply a mental breakdown, is that he needs Rosie to take a fall so that his two clients, Leon and Ronnie, can maybe get back to work and stop being anorexic and drunk respectively. Maybe he considers murdering her or injuring her? I don't know. He's really annoying to watch so I can't say I paid much attention. I used to really like Richard Kind, but this is some tough slog right here, this show.