Mads: "Eduardo is riding her really hard, if you know what I mean."
Emma: "She wishes."
Mads: "No, I mean that her entire personality is being ready to crack at any moment. Her abusive alcoholic mom has kind of made a dang mess of her."
Emma: "I totally know what you're talking about. I am feeling you, Mads, on that one. Maybe we should be friends to her because we are her friends."
Mads: "No, she won't talk about it because she's so medicated and in denial all the time."
Emma: "Jinx, I was totally just about to say that! We are such best friends."

Adrian Pasdar: "I am tiny! And hot! But super sketchy!"
Emma: "Hello, person!"
Adrian: "I am going to take Mads to the Club for dinner, you should come with us. She is my daughter. Dinner is an evening meal."
Emma: "I would love, that, Mr... Dad... But..."
Mads: "-- We have to go shopping! Give me some of your money."

Adrian: "Listen, Sutton, I'd love to awkwardly involve you in our family shit."
Emma: "This should go well."
Adrian: "It'll make more sense at the end of the episode when it becomes clear that I blame you for everything, but here's the thing. Mads's brother that you have a mysterious involvement with, he moved to LA to be a computer person. And I hope he starves."
Mads: "I am on Thayer's side! I hope he never comes back to our household!"
Emma: "Um, I don't know what side I'm on because I have no idea what you're talking about, but Adrian Pasdar is both charismatic and intimidating, so... I say screw Thayer!"
Adrian: "Nice. Nice seeing you, Sutton. I do not trust you at all, but you can't tell because I'm so generally sketch."

Mads: "The fuck? You're like Thayer's best friend."
Emma: "Listen, I'm still wrapping my head around the fact that somebody is named that."

Char: "Hey guys! Let's go shopping! I love to have fun! My face is a mask of swallowed disappointment and self-loathing! Do not let it concern you!"
Mads: "No prob."
Emma: "Wait, Char, what just happened with Eduardo? Is your whole life a... Lying Game?"
Char: "Oh no, he just kicked me out of ballet; I am no longer allowed to practice ballet anywhere on Earth. My mom is going to put cigarettes out on me probably. But that's totally cool, it's fine! Let's go get our dresses for that father-daughter dance!"