Kristin takes Rebeccannie inside just as Ethan heads outside to check on Emma. She updates him on the weirdness that's just occurred. Not only do they still have no idea where Sutton is, but now the whole notion of which Annie (Sewell versus Hobbs) is actually their mother and how the arrival of Rebeccannie will play into their search for the truth is a big, fat mess. Needless to say, Emma didn't get the maternal vibe she was hoping from Rebeccannie. Emma is especially conflicted about Sutton, hoping on the one hand she'd show up and come out with the truth and on the other that she'll never show and let Emma keep living her charmed life. Either way, promises Ethan, he'll be by Emma's side.
Thayer interrupts their makeout session to get the intel on what happened at the cabin. Ethan gets territorial and says it's doesn't matter, only that Sutton is most definitely mad as hell and on her way back into town. Emma has the bright idea to call Sutton. Of course it goes straight to voicemail, so Emma leaves a pleading message. Cut to the lake, where Sutton's phone is swimming with the fishes. Credits.
Back at the club, Ted and Alec spot Rebeccannie. Ted panics, "What happens now?" Alec wants to play it cool, but Ted goes barreling over as Annie is explaining her difficult divorce, noting, "It could have been harder... if we'd had kids." As Kristin tells her moving back makes perfect sense, Ted butts in and tells Rebeccannie he barely recognized her. She takes a meaningful pause before practically gasping, "Hello, Ted." As Kristin updates Ted on Rebeccannie's move back to town, Phyllis clacks up and greets her sister on Bitch Mach 1. Rebeccannie tries to hug her and is brushed off. It seems Char is one of the very few people to greet Rebeccannie with open arms. Seeing their obvious connection, Phyllis slugs her champagne and storms off.
Across the room, Thayer continues to insist that he needs to know what happened at the cabin, so Emma explains Sutton's little ruse to seduce Ethan. (Of course, this is ABC Family, so by "seduce" we mean "kiss with closed lips." Scandal!) Ethan thinks the explanation is unnecessary and basically tells Thayer to get out of his beeswax. They start sniping at each other about who knows Sutton better and, basically, who has a bigger wang. That's what it all comes down to, right? Emma tells them to stop wrastlin' and focus on Sutton, who is still incommunicado. Thayer thinks Sutton is just lying in wait, planning her ultimate revenge against Emma and Ethan for falling in love.