Lying Game
Lying Game

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Lady Lola: C- | 399 USERS: B
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Previously: Rebeccannie, the twins' presumed biomom, was back in town -- and not at all what (or who) they expected. Ted developed a strange fixation about Justin's dead mother's bracelet. Derek the goon proved an unimpressive mole for Alec. And Sutton was still missing -- though a neatly wrapped box containing a swatch of her birthday dress and a threatening note surfaced.

We return to Sutton's room as Emma, Ethan and Thayer stare at the "present," stunned. Emma wants to tell someone, but Ethan and Thayer are against it. Ethan tells her it feels like a lying game perpetrated by Sutton. He tells the others about the time Sutton was Mean Girl Mach 1 on some transfer girl named Hillary, stealing everything from the poor girl, from her cell phone to her retainer. When Hillary would replace them, Sutton would send the originals back in a beautiful package with a note attached. Long story short, the girl crumbled under the mindfuck and transferred. Also, Sutton is a crazyass bitch. I can't help but wonder, though, if she had this level of sociopathy inside her, why has the first half of the season even got to this point. The Sutton Ethan is describing would never have gotten trapped in the loony bin or shipped back to Emma's home in Vegas, and she certainly have nipped all this nonsense in the bud before getting ambushed in the back of her own car and abducted by a shadow person. Then again, we wouldn't have a show. And also, rub your hands together because if Ethan is even close to right some mad-mad-madness is about to go down!

But back to the kids. Emma finally brings up the point that bothered me so much last week: "We're dealing with a missing person here!" The shot of reality doesn't seem to faze Thayer, who explains that he got so worked about the white-paper-black-bow combo because that's exactly how Sutton would wrap her present. Which either means it's Sutton or someone who has been stalking the hell out of Sutton. I don't see any downside to finding the cops, frankly. If they tell them, and it is Sutton, then her ass is grass. If they tell them, and it isn't Sutton, they might be saving her life. Then again, Dan Whitehorse is, for intents and purposes, "the cops" so they might be more efficient dressing up a hamster in a cop uniform and putting it on the case. At least the hamster wouldn't haven't such a stank attitude. Thayer tells her the only way to win this little game is not to play. Ethan tells Emma to "try and act normal." Was that ever an option?

Lying Game

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