Don trudges back to his door, and in front of it, he picks up his copy of The New York Times, one headline of which reads "World Bids Adieu To a Violent Year; City Gets Snowfall." Nice try, headline writers, but as Kim Carnes told us, New York snow isn't going to purify anything. Elvis' "Hawaiian Wedding Song" somewhat ironically kicks up as Don crawls into bed next to an obliviously blissful Megan, to whom he wishes a happy New Year, and we're out. See you next week - for only one hour, thankfully.
John Ramos is a writer and film producer living in Los Angeles. His new film, a documentary on online privacy and the sale of personal data called Terms And Conditions May Apply, recently premiered at the Slamdance Film Festival in January. You can get news on it from the film's Twitter account. Also, you can email John at email@example.com, follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/couchbaron, or check out his blog, "Pull Up A Chair," which he'd just love for you to stop by.