On the plane, a stewardess lets the passengers know that they can smoke, and people light up with relief. We pan back to Pete, who's wearing a sleep mask (and they look like they're in first class -- suck it, Kinsey!) next to Don, who's just lit up as well. As we push in on him, he looks out the window at his future, which at the moment does not include his family. On the plus side: bikinis!

Next time: Roger asks Jane to marry him. Won't Margaret be tickled pink.

John Ramos is a writer and producer living in Los Angeles. You can reach him at couchbaron@gmail.com.

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