Make Me A Supermodel
Make Me A Supermodel

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Al Lowe: B | 951 USERS: C+
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Waxing Romantic

The judges take a moment to discuss whether they think America made the right decision. "Absolutely," Cory says, and Jennifer remarks that it seemed like Sarah expected to stay in the competition, whereas Katy doesn't seem to have any expectations. Again, people of this industry, what is your problem? Does no one acknowledge the inconsistency of the words that come out of your mouths? Is confidence good, or bad? Should they be thin, or not? No wonder models have the reputation for being dumb -- nothing about what they do makes any sense. Cory says Dominic really surprised him today, eating a big piece of humble pie...except they didn't really show him being even slightly humble, except maybe in his clear relief that he wasn't voted off. Sarah's still backstage, crying and sad that America didn't like her. I can't see why she won't work as a model somewhere, though -- she's very pretty, and like I said last week, Chad Michael Murray's been single too long.

Back at the house, the rest of the contestants are discussing who might be coming home. Ronnie says, I swear, "I want the cows to come home," though the show throws up some subtitles trying to trick us into thinking he said "girls." As Jacki postulates that Katy and Sarah appealed the most to America, Dominic comes in, yelling about being "back in the hizzy." Siiigh. Please send him home this week. The housemates are shocked, but pretend to be happy to see them. "The boys were really warm," Dominic dudes. "I got my guys standing behind me. We're like a wolfpack, you know?" No, I do not know. Oh, unless there are a pack of extremely queer wolves running around talking bullshit somewhere? Outside of the pack is Casey, who looks less than thrilled while the others jump around celebrating. "You have to be fun to work with," Casey says. "You don't just have to have the look. Dominic is...a bitch. To everyone." He can't break the Man Law, however, and when it comes time for an all-fists-in cheer, he reluctantly joins. "One-two-three, GUYS!" they all yell, and seriously, it is the lamest. Just in case anyone thought any of these guys would be having sex with any of these girls at some point in the season, you can put your fears to rest.

Make Me A Supermodel

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