Make Me A Supermodel

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The Fun-ness Factor

Devonne loves the portrait of Sandhurst. It mesmerized her. They both laugh when she sees the shot of Sandhurst from the naked shoot. She thinks he has "it." Amanda, Jonathan's wife, says that he had a polish in the new photos that she knew he could have with the right opportunities. She's a bit low-energy, yes? Cory points out that some of Branden's photos are spectacular. Devonne says that she thinks Branden works his face, Jonathan works his body, and Sandhurst marries the two. Perou asks Jonathan who he thinks will win, and he says himself.

On the way out, Branden, without irony, shouts, "I love you, Nicole!" Diane is excited that her son was just art! She tells him that his beach shot was "off the hook," then they laugh that she just said that phrase. There are emotional goodbyes for Jonathan and Branden. Diane says that she sent a boy to New York and is getting a man back.

Inside the condo, the guys are sitting silently and Sandhurst says that he has to apologize to Branden because he underestimated him. Branden says that's OK, because he underestimated himself. "Hell yeah, you did," replies Sandhurst. Branden then says, "May the best man win." Sandhurst says, "Thank you." Ha!

The next morning, as they are getting ready, Branden reminds everyone that it is the last day. Jonathan says that Branden smells good -- it's the first time in 2 months that he's wearing deodorant. That can't be true. Jonathan assesses the competition. He thinks Branden has gotten stronger but has a shaky walk. Sandhurst has been strong from day one. It's a three-man competition. Is it? Go Branden!

Nicole and Tyson greet them at the catwalk. They will be walking with two looks-- and they need to be fun and fabulous. The first look is high fashion, reminiscent of Viktor & Rolf. The second look is downtown style. They'll be wearing Ben Sherman suits. Jonathan analyzes the elements of a good walk. Sandhurst is calm and believes firmly that he is going to win. Branden is really nervous.

Matthew Rolston is a guest judge! He's pretty big shit, that dude. Branden walks first, and he interviews that he brings "funness" in his eyes. Oh my God. Jonathan is next and looks like a fool. He sells his outfit, though. Sandhurst looks like a lot of fun. Jonathan walks in his Ben Sherman suit, accompanied by the theme song! I want it all, too! Jon's all talking about how this is what he does and he's meant to be here. Blah. Here's Branden. Looking good. Sandhurst looks good, too. He says that he's thinking about all of the times that he has been on that catwalk and about all of the other catwalks that he will walk in his life.

Make Me A Supermodel

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