Make Me A Supermodel

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Jeff Long: A+ | 1383 USERS: B-
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The girls get tips for natural make-up, while the boys are taught to rock out their hair. The stylist says they should have a look before they get to the go-see. Mountaha gets some mascara, which makes her look really cool. Afterwards, there is a lux bus to take them to Montreal. They are all thrilled. Amanda's all, "I made it!" and hugging the others. I was watching with someone who said, "Uh, it's a bus." Personally, I'd be really psyched too. It's like you're a band on tour!

At the condos, Jonathan is annoyed that Amanda won again. He says that she talks about herself a lot, which is true. Sandhurst says that Branden had been hoping that Amanda wouldn't win again. Jonathan takes that opportunity to say that he doesn't think Branden will get the job in Montreal. Shawn thinks he has a chance, Colin has no chance, Mountaha will get the job, and Amanda has a chance. Sandhurst replies that all he knows is that he isn't getting the job.

On the bus, Amanda tells us that she has never been to Canada before. She thought they would be the same as Americans, only they say "Eh" a lot. That's about right, yes? These guys say "Eh" with a French accent though. Once in Montreal, Cory Bautista is waiting for them. He explains that the girls will be auditioning for Christian Chenail Par Mus, while the go-see for the boys is Dinh Ba.

We see the go-sees simultaneously. Dinh Ba tells the boys that he wants a relaxed walk. Branden goes first and he loves him. Christian Chenail asks Amanda to walk like she's on the street and happy. She rocks it. He tells Mountaha that she has good legs, and she thanks him. Colin is next and Dinh Ba asks him to loosen up. He wants more masculine and sexy. In his interview, we merely see him scratch his brow, for sexy is not part of smarty-pants virgin's vocabulary. But, he manages. Dinh Ba seems pleased, though I swear it's the same exact walk. Colin tries on clothes from Dinh Ba's line, and he loves the fit on Colin. It's a super-tight, low-cut, v-neck t-shirt. Including the various flamboyant catwalk get-ups he has worn, this is the gayest garment that Colin has ever worn. Christian tells the girls that both of them are hired! Dinh Ba tells both of the boys that they're booked! Does this seem arranged at all? Say, Christian Chenail and Dinh Ba traded spots in their show for face time on Bravo? It doesn't feel very organic.

Make Me A Supermodel

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