Make Me A Supermodel
Make Me A Supermodel

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Al Lowe: C | 1290 USERS: C+
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It's morning in the model house, and Jay and Casey are getting ready to go and face the music, along with Katy, on the catwalk. "Are you ready?" Jay whispers to Casey, who confirms that he is ready, before...rolling off his bed, where he has been sleeping in a pile of chips. I'm sorry, did I say something funny? He was asleep on busted-up bag of tortilla chips, yes, and also wearing a cutoff t-shirt, presumably to compensate for the rapid expansion of his chip-filled gut. In the girls' room, Katy postulates to Stephanie that maybe she will come back with Jay, since she and Jay have both proven themselves save-worthy before, and Casey is new to the block. Stephanie mumbles that, like, Casey hasn't, like, differentiated yet himself from, like, Perry? Not true, unless she means that they're equal on the propensity-to-be-an-ass scale, and if that's the case, there are several people in the house who remain undifferentiated.

Downstairs, much hugging and "no, you're coming back" goes on. Jay tells Stephanie he'll miss her, which is so sweet, and...such foreshadowing, because Jay's going home. But not before the Panel of Extreme Dramaticism where Niki slowly and without emotion reminds the three of them how disappointed the panel has been in them. Katy and Casey are safe, and Jay is sent packing. Unlike his predecessors, he manages to exit gracefully, thanking them for the opportunity. The panelists arrange their faces in what appear to be looks of genuine bittersweetness, but say they feel like America has made the right decision.

Meanwhile, the Bitches Council goes on back at the house during the ever-interesting debate over who will come home. Why they think it would not be Jay, I don't know. No one seems willing to badmouth him, possibly because he's the only nice person any of them has ever met? Stephanie says that Casey has a beautiful face, but hasn't been working very hard on his body and it's beginning to show. "He's getting a belly," she says, causing the guys to go into defense mode and begin ripping on Katy and her eating habits. Ronnie says that Katy eats non-stop, and that when she's not eating, she's sleeping. Ugh, whatever. They show Holly kind of giggling at this, and I hope that's just bad editing. frankie -- sort of subdued, for once -- says that Katy doesn't seem to be embracing this opportunity. At which point Katy walks in the door. "All we heard was Katy's voice," Ben says in an interview, with a look on his face like he's smelled something horrible. "I think the general feeling in that room was disbelief." Ugh. Disbelief like they feel when you talk about how you don't want to have sex with Ronnie? OH, YEAH, I SAID IT. Time for the gloves to come off on all this jackassery. I think most of these kids have forgotten that (a) they're on TV; and especially (b) they are not yet supermodels and most likely never will be, but that even if they should succeed in this alleged "profession," it will be due to the arbitrary whims of others and the quality of the cocaine they sniff in order to stay awake.

Make Me A Supermodel

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