Jesus, hot models everywhere. Gabe makes a joke (?) about being used as a blank canvas. He's such a flat personality. I know this reasoning is too often invoked in regards to models, but I seriously as fuck think it's because dude is starving to death. He is one missed late-afternoon snack from the trapped-in-the-Andes level of starving. Amanda tells him that she'll use him, then interviews that he looks amazing. Get it, Amanda! She says that it's nice to have eye candy. Candy!
Gabe is up first and he's embodying a Pixie Stick. He sucks. He's so flat and dull. Hot as shit, but dull. At one point, he asks Suza which of two looks she prefers and, I swear to God, they are the same blank stare. She tells him that it's not "picking up." That's pretty diplomatic. He interviews that he really didn't get into the character and is disappointed in his performance in front of the cameras. Mountaha is also a Pixie Stick. She comments on her appearance in the monitor, and Suza smacks her down and tells her to be "present." She looks amazing. Salome is next and rocks the shit as yet another Pixie Stick. Suza seems to love it. She says that she was totally into the character.
Chris has to embody sprinkles and is not very good. Suza has to tell him, like, eight times to lower his freaking chin. I have no clue what he was thinking. He interviews, whilst we see him floundering in front of the camera, that he loves modeling. His dream is to see a billboard of himself plastered above a street. Suza say that Chris was stiff and she had to give him tons of direction. Kerryn is also sprinkles and seemed to do well.
While Laury is having her make-up done, she tells us that she once ate so much rock candy that it made her sick. That should really give her a lot of material for her performance as rock candy. Getting sick from rock candy apparently makes her feel real sexy when she's having her picture taken as rock candy. Shawn is also rock candy.
Karen is made up as chocolate and isn't sure how to embody it, since chocolate doesn't "do anything." If she'd only been transformed into a much more active Twizzler. Seriously, Karen. She strikes an Egyptian goddess pose in front of the camera and Suza likes it. She adds a cherry to the mix and seems to really like the results. Colin looks like a corpse. Suza tells him to loosen up and the music gets really serious. Colin interviews that this is a learning process. Suza says she was disappointed in his performance -- he's stiff and doesn't have any body-awareness. She ends the shoot abruptly and Colin says that he's sweating it. He doesn't want to get sent home.













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