Mountaha practices some '60s dance moves backstage with Salome, who doesn't know nothing about no dancing. Laury interviews that Salome pretends to be naïve, but then will be able to discuss sex frankly. She thinks that she's one of the fakest people in the house, and they are not going to be friends. To be fair, there's a difference between having a knowledge of pop culture and having the opportunity to get busy with Obadiah in the barn. You can know one without the other. Exhibit A, the cello player. For the shoot, Nicole tells them that the '60s were a time when women flaunted their beauty. The girls work it for the camera, with Nicole prodding them to turn up the energy. Roxanne says that she thinks the girls captured the right spirit. Mountaha loves what they did and hopes that she will win the challenge this week. Not happening.
Branden and Sandhurst are next. Branden reminds us that the judges ripped him a new one last week. They're dressed more like the Rat Pack than mod, but whatevs. They're cute. They act like they're checking out girls from a bar. Sandhurst interviews that smiley pictures are hard for him, because he squints. Branden says that "Brandhurst" seemed to be fine, but then he admits that he's scared. Scared that he referred to him and another guy as "Brandhurst," which does in fact mean that he is homosexual? No, scared of being eliminated.
Kerryn asks Colin how tall he is. 6' 4". She says that she always falls for boys who are shorter than her. Could this be over? She interviews that she's worried about Colin's inexperience, but she hopes that he will do fine. He's had multiple professional photo shoots at this point-- when do we stop talking about that? She is hoping to be strong enough for both of them, because she doesn't want him to go home. Uh-oh. This is hard. They look really uncomfortable. Tyson keeps telling Colin to look at the camera, but he keeps going into profile. Then, Kerryn sits on him, but Roxanne says that they look uncomfortable. Finally, Rebecca steps in and says that Kerryn's hair and make-up doesn't work. It needs to be redone. Doesn't help. They super-suck at this. She has them just dance for the camera, but it doesn't look that good. This is horrible. I really like them.













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