Make Me A Supermodel
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 2-13 Weecap |
The Fun-ness Factor"Finale" - The guys get visits from family for the final episode. Hearts are broken and careers made, and mankind is saved. |
2009.06.03
2009.06.04 |
A | Jeff |
| 2-12 Weecap |
Queen for an EpisodeBlowin' Up! - Mountaha's self-coronation celebration is short-lived. However, my celebration will last a week. Long Live Salome! |
2009.05.27
2009.05.28 |
B+ | Jeff |
| 2-11 Weecap |
Butt We Love Your SmileBeach Blondes - We all saw it coming, or rather, watched it walk away. |
2009.05.20
2009.05.21 |
C | Jeff |
| 2-10 Weecap |
Dying To Be ThinRocking and Rolling - Salome just can't seem to lose the butt that everyone, EVERYONE, thinks is huge. Perhaps my TV is taking off ten pounds. I don't see it. |
2009.05.13
2009.05.14 |
B+ | Jeff |
| 2-9 Weecap |
What A Big Scarf You Have!Naked Ambition - The models pose with accessories... and nothing else. It's like there was an orgy in Claire's Boutique. |
2009.05.06
2009.05.07 |
A- | Jeff |
| 2-8 Weecap |
Steers and Queers and Horse HumpersThe Simple Life - The models have to work with livestock. No, not each other. |
2009.04.29
2009.04.30 |
B- | Jeff |
| 2-7 Weecap |
Mean ModelsReady to Rumble - The models have to duplicate the spirit of the '60s, when their grandparents were born. The smack-talking finally spills over from the interviews into real life. |
2009.04.22
2009.04.23 |
B | Jeff |
| 2-6 Weecap |
In Over Their HeadsTake A Deep Breath - Salome overcomes her greatest fear in order to take a special photo. Gabe and Amanda's flirtation has its biggest/only moment of drama. Branden learns the difference between confident and cocky. Someone teaches them to walk. |
2009.04.08
2009.04.09 |
B | Jeff |
| 2-5 Weecap |
Model Fat CampMénage a Models - Required to split their focus between two people during the photo challenge, several of the models' heads explode. Jonathan buys the world a coke. Salome and Mountaha are apparently ridiculously fat. |
2009.04.01
2009.04.02 |
A+ | Jeff |
| 2-4 Weecap |
Full MoonMirror, Mirror on the Wall - The models partake in some mirror work for their photo challenge. Branden, Colin, Amanda and Mountaha walk in Montreal Fashion Week. And, there's butt. And crotch-grabbing. |
2009.03.25
2009.03.26 |
A+ | Jeff |
| 2-3 Weecap |
It's Hurtin' (Down In This Area)High Wire Act - The models are challenged to look like athletes, yet be pretty. For many of them, this proves to be one more thing than many of them can do. Branden experiences the pain of childbirth, sans baby. |
2009.03.18
2009.03.19 |
B+ | Jeff |
| 2-2 Weecap |
They Know Candy Like They Know CalculusEye Candy - For the photo challenge, they are made up to resemble different candies, and their assignment is to embody their respective candies. Jordan is clearly establishing herself as the frontrunner... and the bitchiest. Long live Jordan. |
2009.03.11
2009.03.12 |
B+ | Jeff |
| 2-1 Weecap |
Close To AmishLet The Games Begin - So being Mennonite is close to being Amish. Supermodels like to live simply too. Most of the time, they're not even wearing clothes. Like in this beautiful episode. |
2009.03.04
2009.03.05 |
A | Jeff |
| 1-13 Recap |
FinaleFinale - Holly wins! The four final models do one last catwalk. |
2008.04.03
2008.04.10 |
A | Al Lowe |
| 1-12 Recap |
Reunion: Watch What HappensReunion: Watch What Happens - All fourteen models are brought back together to relive their most embarrassing moments on the way to model stardom. |
2008.03.27
2008.04.03 |
D | Al Lowe |
| 1-11 Recap |
The Final Four Models PrepareThe Final Four Models Prepare - Shannon is sent home, leaving Holly, Ronnie, Ben and Perry to battle it out. Christian Siriano visits to try to teach them all fierceness. |
2008.03.21
2008.03.27 |
A- | Al Lowe |
| 1-11 Recap |
The Final Four Models PrepareThe Final Four Models Prepare - The remaining models strip down to strut their stuff. |
2008.03.20
2008.03.21 |
C+ | Al Lowe |
| 1-10 Recap |
The Models Do Some Charity WorkThe Models Do Some Charity Work - The models are flown to New Orleans where they flit through a cemetery before they work on construction site. You know, a normal weekend. |
2008.03.13
2008.03.20 |
C+ | Al Lowe |
| 1-9 Recap |
Bland AmbassadorsBrand Ambassadors - The kids walk around in Bloomingdale's pushing $300 polyester on ladies who lunch while Ben pouts in the corner. |
2008.03.06
2008.03.13 |
B- | Al Lowe |
| 1-8 Recap |
The Slopes TrialModels Are Tested On Photo Shoot - The models are whisked away on a winter weekend where they do their thing in the snow. |
2008.02.28
2008.03.04 |
C- | Al Lowe |
| 1-7 Recap |
frankie gets a haircut!Models Are Pushed To Limits - The contestants float in a tank, wrestle a snake, are pooped on by farm animals, and wear big hats. |
2008.02.21
2008.02.27 |
B+ | Al Lowe |
| 1-6 Recap |
Acting Like ModelsModels Are Tested On Versatility - The models must use their acting abilities to play certain roles for the camera and the catwalk. |
2008.02.14
2008.02.20 |
B- | Al Lowe |
| 1-5 Recap |
Fashion! Turn To The Left!Models Must Step Up Their Game - The models participate in New York Fashion Week. Katy, frankie, and Ronnie go up for the vote. |
2008.02.07
2008.02.13 |
C | Al Lowe |
| 1-4 Recap |
Asses On The TVThe Models Bare All For Art Students - The hopefuls strip down and expose themselves to art. |
2008.01.31
2008.02.06 |
C | Al Lowe |
| 1-3 Recap |
SkintegrityWorking Together On Camera And Catwalk - Dom goes home. Ben gets randy. Perry plays gay. Ronnie plays straight. |
2008.01.24
2008.01.30 |
B | Al Lowe |
| 1-2 Recap |
Waxing RomanticAttitude on the Runway - The boys get their butts waxed just in time for Heatherette. FRANKIE gets layers! |
2008.01.17
2008.01.23 |
B | Al Lowe |
| 1-1 Recap |
Too Sexy For This ThongThe Supermodels Move In - The models move into their swanky pad. Cory repeatedly insults Holly's hair. Jacki makes her stand against a thong. |
2008.01.10
2008.01.16 |
A | Al Lowe |
| 1-1 Extra |
Meet The ModelsMeet The Models - Thirty-five good-looking people line up in their bathing suits for a shot at becoming a supermodel. |
2008.01.02
2008.01.08 |
B | Al Lowe |








