Make Me A Supermodel

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

2-13
Weecap

The Fun-ness Factor

"Finale" - The guys get visits from family for the final episode. Hearts are broken and careers made, and mankind is saved.

06.03.2009
06.04.2009
A

Jeff Long

2-12
Weecap

Queen for an Episode

Blowin' Up! - Mountaha's self-coronation celebration is short-lived. However, my celebration will last a week. Long Live Salome!

05.27.2009
05.28.2009
B+

Jeff Long

2-11
Weecap

Butt We Love Your Smile

Beach Blondes - We all saw it coming, or rather, watched it walk away.

05.20.2009
05.21.2009
C

Jeff Long

2-10
Weecap

Dying To Be Thin

Rocking and Rolling - Salome just can't seem to lose the butt that everyone, EVERYONE, thinks is huge. Perhaps my TV is taking off ten pounds. I don't see it.

05.13.2009
05.14.2009
B+

Jeff Long

2-9
Weecap

What A Big Scarf You Have!

Naked Ambition - The models pose with accessories... and nothing else. It's like there was an orgy in Claire's Boutique.

05.06.2009
05.07.2009
A-

Jeff Long

2-8
Weecap

Steers and Queers and Horse Humpers

The Simple Life - The models have to work with livestock. No, not each other.

04.29.2009
04.30.2009
B-

Jeff Long

2-7
Weecap

Mean Models

Ready to Rumble - The models have to duplicate the spirit of the '60s, when their grandparents were born. The smack-talking finally spills over from the interviews into real life.

04.22.2009
04.23.2009
B

Jeff Long

2-6
Weecap

In Over Their Heads

Take A Deep Breath - Salome overcomes her greatest fear in order to take a special photo. Gabe and Amanda's flirtation has its biggest/only moment of drama. Branden learns the difference between confident and cocky. Someone teaches them to walk.

04.08.2009
04.09.2009
B

Jeff Long

2-5
Weecap

Model Fat Camp

Ménage a Models - Required to split their focus between two people during the photo challenge, several of the models' heads explode. Jonathan buys the world a coke. Salome and Mountaha are apparently ridiculously fat.

04.01.2009
04.02.2009
A+

Jeff Long

2-4
Weecap

Full Moon

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall - The models partake in some mirror work for their photo challenge. Branden, Colin, Amanda and Mountaha walk in Montreal Fashion Week. And, there's butt. And crotch-grabbing.

03.25.2009
03.26.2009
A+

Jeff Long

2-3
Weecap

It's Hurtin' (Down In This Area)

High Wire Act - The models are challenged to look like athletes, yet be pretty. For many of them, this proves to be one more thing than many of them can do. Branden experiences the pain of childbirth, sans baby.

03.18.2009
03.19.2009
B+

Jeff Long

2-2
Weecap

They Know Candy Like They Know Calculus

Eye Candy - For the photo challenge, they are made up to resemble different candies, and their assignment is to embody their respective candies. Jordan is clearly establishing herself as the frontrunner... and the bitchiest. Long live Jordan.

03.11.2009
03.12.2009
B+

Jeff Long

2-1
Weecap

Close To Amish

Let The Games Begin - So being Mennonite is close to being Amish. Supermodels like to live simply too. Most of the time, they're not even wearing clothes. Like in this beautiful episode.

03.04.2009
03.05.2009
A

Jeff Long

1-13
Recap

Finale

Finale - Holly wins! The four final models do one last catwalk.

04.03.2008
04.10.2008
A

Al Lowe

1-12
Recap

Reunion: Watch What Happens

Reunion: Watch What Happens - All fourteen models are brought back together to relive their most embarrassing moments on the way to model stardom.

03.27.2008
04.03.2008
D

Al Lowe

1-11
Recap

The Final Four Models Prepare

The Final Four Models Prepare - Shannon is sent home, leaving Holly, Ronnie, Ben and Perry to battle it out. Christian Siriano visits to try to teach them all fierceness.

03.20.2008
03.27.2008
B+

Al Lowe

1-10
Recap

The Models Do Some Charity Work

The Models Do Some Charity Work - The models are flown to New Orleans where they flit through a cemetery before they work on construction site. You know, a normal weekend.

03.12.2008
03.20.2008
C

Al Lowe

1-9
Recap

Bland Ambassadors

Brand Ambassadors - The kids walk around in Bloomingdale's pushing $300 polyester on ladies who lunch while Ben pouts in the corner.

03.05.2008
03.13.2008
C+

Al Lowe

1-8
Recap

The Slopes Trial

Models Are Tested On Photo Shoot - The models are whisked away on a winter weekend where they do their thing in the snow.

02.27.2008
03.04.2008
D+

Al Lowe

1-7
Recap

frankie gets a haircut!

Models Are Pushed To Limits - The contestants float in a tank, wrestle a snake, are pooped on by farm animals, and wear big hats.

02.20.2008
02.27.2008
B

Al Lowe

1-6
Recap

Acting Like Models

Models Are Tested On Versatility - The models must use their acting abilities to play certain roles for the camera and the catwalk.

02.13.2008
02.20.2008
C+

Al Lowe

1-5
Recap

Fashion! Turn To The Left!

Models Must Step Up Their Game - The models participate in New York Fashion Week. Katy, frankie, and Ronnie go up for the vote.

02.06.2008
02.13.2008
C-

Al Lowe

1-4
Recap

Asses On The TV

The Models Bare All For Art Students - The hopefuls strip down and expose themselves to art.

01.30.2008
02.06.2008
C-

Al Lowe

1-3
Recap

Skintegrity

Working Together On Camera And Catwalk - Dom goes home. Ben gets randy. Perry plays gay. Ronnie plays straight.

01.23.2008
01.30.2008
B-

Al Lowe

1-2
Recap

Waxing Romantic

Attitude on the Runway - The boys get their butts waxed just in time for Heatherette. FRANKIE gets layers!

01.16.2008
01.23.2008
B-

Al Lowe

1-1
Recap

Too Sexy For This Thong

The Supermodels Move In - The models move into their swanky pad. Cory repeatedly insults Holly's hair. Jacki makes her stand against a thong.

01.09.2008
01.16.2008
A

Al Lowe

1-1
Recap

Meet The Models

Meet The Models - Thirty-five good-looking people line up in their bathing suits for a shot at becoming a supermodel.

01.01.2008
01.08.2008
B-

Al Lowe

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