Make Me A Supermodel
Make Me A Supermodel

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Al Lowe: D | 504 USERS: C+
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Speaking of Perry, we all recall that he was part of the ensemble, Serenade, that composed and sang Niki a song on her birthday. In a montage that saves this episode, we see that the group was churning out the hits way before that performance was ever filmed. Apparently, their little supermodel boy band has been making up songs all season. Now, see, if they had only shown this over the past twelve weeks... this would have changed my entire opinion about every one of these boys. Plus, the ringleaders have apparently always been Casey, Ronnie and Perry, which surprises me, as we were made to think all season (until the last two weeks) that Ronnie was not part of Perry's little cabal. The singing is so awful, but any kind of dumb song composition is going to get my vote. My band is struggling to write a second album, but if we were to record all the stupid songs we've written about little bears in the woods, how nobody understands you in the first grade, and how sweet coffee is so sweet, we'd have a twelve-CD collection by now. Seeing Perry sing Serenade comin' at you one more ti-iiime makes me almost love him. "Not only do we write hit song after hit song," he says in a clip, "we have great cheekbones, too." Love it. "We have an album," Casey says in a clip from the art episode. "It's forty-five tracks under ten minutes." Exactly. If I really was a damn millionaire, I'd sign Serenade to a record deal. If Perry wasn't so in love with himself, he might be fun to hang around.

Make Me A Supermodel

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