Tyson and Nicole welcome them to the ship. Tyson says that the challenge will be about "breaking rules." That's totally what I think of when I think of the military, right? They love it when you break rules. Tyson introduces photographer Joshua Kogan, whose work has appeared in GQ, Harper's Bazaar and Marie Claire. I feel like I have a pretty good knowledge of photographers, but this makes 5 for 5 who I've never heard of-- yes, I'm including you, Perou. And, why do most of them look like Ibiza beach DJs on crank? Whatever, Joshua seems like a perfectly nice fellow. He tells the designers that they will be posing as military personnel who are sneaking off to engage in illicit encounters. Fingers crossed for a Kerryn and Colin match-up. I don't think it would take much to seal the deal and make him a man. Amanda interviews that there is a lot of sexual tension in the house. Okay, sounds like there could possibly be something with her and Gabe, but that's just hearsay. PCMA still underway. She adds that she doesn't know if the guys are jerking off in the bathroom. Classy. Branden is 18, do you really need to wonder? Nicole says that passion sells more ads than anything. If a model can't sell the passion, they probably can't make it as a model. However, it can't be raunchy. Boo.
Tyson says they are going to mix it up and make it groups of three. Hot damn. [Sooo, military personnel are sneaking off and engaging in threesomes? - ] Colin interviews that twosomes would be a better start for him. He will have absolutely nothing to talk about sans cherry. The first group is Mountaha, Gabe, and... Sandhurst. Yes. However, a Sandhurst/Jonathan match-up would have probably been better. Nicole says that it's a kinky group. Group 2 is Jordan (who predictably interviews that there are "some people" that she doesn't want to work with) and Amanda (ha!). Jordan audibly expresses her unhappiness and Amanda says that this isn't going to be good -- Jonathan agrees, but I think he may actually mean that it will be Amanda who makes it bad. The third in the group is Branden. He almost cries with joy. He interviews that he loves women. Loves, loves, loves them. Attention, young, beautiful women of the world: Branden is dangerous. Right? He kisses both girls on the side of the face and interviews that he will stick his tongue down their throats. If he has to. Danger. The third group is Colin, Salome, and Laury. Salome tells Colin that he'd better watch out and Laury says that she doesn't want "to hear any of that virgin shit." If we have to hear it, you have to hear it. Salome interviews that she and Laury are both very sexual people (Mennonite mom is going to love to hear that-- here's hoping the Magnavox is on the fritz the night this episode airs) and Colin is "gonna be torn up by the time he's done." That's funny. Group 4 is Kerryn, Jonathan and CJ. None of them look happy about the grouping. CJ interviews that she has a hard time sharing an intimate moment in front of people. Exactly what in the name of Kathy Ireland did she think models did? JC Penney fall previews at the mall? There's more, CJ! Get the fuck over it. Jonathan tells us that CJ is bisexual, but he doesn't think that will help their photo. You have to be comfortable with yourself, and she isn't. Record skipping. CJ's what? It's the sexual part that surprise me, not the bi.