Jordan is getting her hair done and tells Amanda that they made her look "all cute." Amanda does not reply because she and Jordan are mortal enemies. She interviews that she and Jordan have a feud, but she's trying to "keep mature." Branden says that this is his first threesome, and he's hoping for a lot of sexual content. Seriously, I love him. Dude is going to get TONS of cougar ass when he is in New York for good. But, today is not Branden's day. Joshua creates a scenario where Amanda and Jordan are making out and Branden is watching from afar. Branden's feelings? "Douchebag." Jordan says that she wants to throw up-- she doesn't like Amanda. Amanda totally takes charge though, which Jordan takes advantage of by upstaging her and making herself the focus. Amanda kisses her and it looks really good. Branden likes it. "Holy shit. Woo! Damn," are his exact thoughts.

In the dressing room, Laury licks Colin on his face and he kind of giggles. Laury tells him that he has to man up. He does sort of a cartoon shiver in reply. He interviews that he's not sure if he will do well in the shoot, seeing as it is all about the thing he knows least about. Colin's a virgin, y'all. As Joshua is arranging them, he asks Salome to take her shirt off. She interviews that her mom always said if your clothes are tight, you might as well be naked. I'm not sure that this is what she had in mind. I'm almost entirely positive that it's not. Joshua asks for more "commitment" from Colin (who looks absolutely ADORABLE in uniform, FYI) and he actually transforms. He gets ALL UP in Laury. It's pretty sexy. Tongues were flying. She interviews that you shouldn't let Colin's much-ballyhooed virginity fool you, for he appears to know "a little sumpin' sumpin'." Joshua says that he was impressed with Colin for actively letting go. For his part, Colin this it's pretty sweet that models get to do stuff like this daily.