Make Me A Supermodel

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Model Fat Camp

At the condo, Salome is having problems. No one will work out with her, and everyone is eating. They order groceries online and get a bunch of healthy stuff, which is delivered shortly thereafter. Though they ordered a bunch of green stuff, it looks like Salome is eating something a little creamier. Could be yogurt. Could be ice cream. She interviews that she likes to eat, and she ain't talking about no rabbit food. Uh-oh, here's Cory. He's there to measure everyone. Amanda is first -- she has lost almost an inch in her waist. Jordan has gained an inch in her chest, which is good. Jonathan is great. Gabe is the same, which I think is good. Kerryn has lost an inch! She says that she's going to stand in the mirror and... I think that's voguing that she's doing. She wants to vogue. Mountaha has gained an inch in her waist, and she says that Aunt Flo is coming for a visit. "But an inch?" What's an inch to this fat-ass? Really? I guess it's business, but for geez! Salome has also gained! She, too, says that she's on her period, but he thinks that's just an excuse. She says that she's not sure what to do, but doesn't want to go home for being morbidly obese. He says that they will get her some "help."

The phone rings. It's for Jonathan. He's going to be the face of their new campaign!! Everyone is very excited. "You are officially an underwear model," says Jason on the other end of the line. That's his favorite thing to tell people. He also adds that Gabe left his dirty underwear at the office. Poor Gabe. He just can't catch a break. Jonathan tells us that, a few months ago, he was replacing toilets and now he's an underwear model! [Can't he pretty much quit the competition at this point? - Z] His wife and child are his inspiration, which is not what I want to think about when looking at underwear ads.

It's catwalk time. Nicole and Tyson greet the models. CJ blandly intones in an interview that she just wants a normal walk this week. No candy or bondage suits. She is so relentlessly negative. It's actually kind of sad. Jonathan tells Nicole and Tyson that he booked the 2(x)ist job and they congratulate him. Nicole says that the men will be wearing skirts on the runway, while the women will be wearing skinny suits. Salome looks terrified, probably because she's so fat and has to wear something called skinny. The goal is for the guys to still be masculine and for the women to retain their femininity.

Make Me A Supermodel

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