Make Me A Supermodel

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Model Fat Camp

Backstage, Amanda says it's in her name, "I'm a man, duh!" Sounds like that was actually used as a taunt and she's not really fond of that play on words. Kerryn interviews that she feels like Jonathan is her only competition. Hmm. She says that he took the best photo, but it's all about who is the best at the end of the week. Gabe tells us that not being in the bottom last week has given him confidence. CJ tells us that it will be hard for her to become a supermodel, because she doesn't like it when people look at her or talk about her. Did someone force her to try out for this show?

Kelly Klein, former wife of Calvin Klein (I know), is the guest judge this week. Catherine Malandrino, where the eff are you? In other news, Kelly has stayed out the sun for the past few years and actually looks pretty amazing. Salome is first. She looks good. She interviews that needs to get her focus, including losing a lot weight (her words not mine), and then she will be a threat. Nicole and Tyson seem to like it. Colin walks next and his skirt is actually a shirt. Here's Mountaha. She says that she thinks she will win this. Kerryn looks amazing. Tyson loves it. Here's CJ. She interviews that she doesn't feel empowered by the suit, but she did try to get out of her head. She looks totally blah. Sandhurst looks really powerful. He says that you have to add more balls to the walk when you are wearing a dress. Indeed. Jordan made the bold decision to hook her thumb into the front of her pants, like she has seen guys do. Jenny says, "I like her little walk." Gabe comes out and, in my estimation, looks pretty relaxed. He gives a little grin at the end of the catwalk and Jenny and Perou lose it. Laury interviews that, in order to not be too feminine, she thought about a woman in power while she was walking. That's a unique perspective on femininity. Good for her! Amanda keeps it simple and tries to add a little cockiness, like she's seen a lot of guys have on the catwalk. Jonathan comes out and interviews that he thinks he might have a shot at immunity again. His walk is very masculine and Perou calls him "bruiser" after he leaves.

Tyson interviews the judges. Colin, Laury, Salome, Amanda, Jordan and Branden are safe. Branden smiles at the news. As he's walking away, Jenny says that Branden's getting cockier and cockier by the second. It doesn't sound like she thinks of that as a good thing. I'm not really sure what he did except be glad that he's safe.

Kelly tells Jonathan that he was strong, but she felt he posed too much at the end of the runway. He says that he just wanted to emphasize the waistcoat he was wearing. Marlon complimented him on his photo. Borat asks Kerryn if she drew from personal experience while shooting a threesome. She is not amused and says no. He jokes that he heard that sort of thing happened in America. Really? The fucking word is French, dipshit. We're the land of prudes and sweet potatoes. Get it right. Kerryn says that she would never have a threesome, because she is too jealous to share someone. Wow. It's kind of cool that she would even admit something like that. Nothing is as hot as an insecure model. Jenny, perhaps recalling that weekend in '89 with Madonna and Ingrid in South Beach ("Did I just swallow your gold tooth?"), says that threesomes are a drag. Someone is always the third wheel. She likes Kerryn's photo. Perou thought her walk was impressive.

Make Me A Supermodel

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