Make Me A Supermodel

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Jeff Long: B+ | 467 USERS: B-
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Dying To Be Thin

She opens the book on the table. Wow! There's one with the girls and their boobs, one with all of them, one with Salome alone, one with Branden (!) alone -- he's thrilled, one with Sandhurst alone, and one with the girls again. No Jonathan! All of that posing, like dust into the ether. You'll never get those poses back, Jonathan. That means that Salome is the winner! Branden says that he thought Jonathan would be in every single image. Jonathan's all mopey and gets a hug from Salome. Why care? He doesn't care about you. He told us earlier. Nicole tells Jonathan that he just has to step it up on the catwalk.

Cory calls and wants to speak to Salome! He tells her that she's kicking butt in the photo shoot and she attributes it to "Girl Power." Her go-see has been downgraded to a "meeting." She's meeting Stacey Bendet, the founder of Alice + Olivia. I think their stuff is pretty beautiful. Cory says that, if she's impressive, maybe she'll be used. She hopes so, because she's tired of going on go-sees and not getting the job. He tells her to not let it get her down and she agrees. She chooses Mountaha to go with her. Mountaha interviews that she wants to prove that she can be a chameleon and not just be edgy.

Afterwards, Nicole reminds them that the judges keep telling them to take everything "to the next level." That phrase. Hate it. So, Nicole tells them that they're going to have makeovers. She leaves, but Cory arrives. He's measuring them. Salome's butt hasn't shrunk and she bursts into tears. Bless her heart. She's working really hard and she doesn't understand why her butt isn't going anywhere. Where's that damn trainer? Cory tells her to calm down. If she makes the changes, she'll shrink. Mountaha's waist has shrunk by three quarters of an inch. Sandhurst and Jonathan are still perfect. He'd apparently asked Branden to start doing some sit-ups and it looks like he has.

Salome and Mountaha head to the meeting/go-see and Mountaha mentions that Jonathan was really bummed out about the shoot results. Cut to -- Jonathan smoking (I THOUGHT that was good for your body! Thanks for the confirm!) outside the condos with Branden telling him how awesome he is. Jonathan says that he's letting his wife and child down and Branden says, "You're letting them up." THAT'S AMAZING. Then, he tells Jonathan that he's a role model for his fatherless self. It's really sincere and Jonathan tells him that he's a very sweet guy. With that, Branden says they should just enjoy their new haircuts and rock the catwalk.

Make Me A Supermodel

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