Branden is safe. Mountaha is the winner! Crazy. I thought she'd be out this week. This means she's going to be in the final four. Sandhurst is safe. This is scary. Tyson tells Salome that the judges don't like her one-face thing, even though she keeps winning the stupid challenges. Jonathan needs to find balance. Jordan is fading into the background. Jordan... is going home! I can't believe this! Tyson says that she has a big future and needs to "go into the world." Thanks, Deepak Beckford. Salome and Mountaha BARELY conceal their joy when they see each other backstage. But, they manage to work up tears when Jordan comes backstage. She interviews that she's angry, because the shoes got her. Otherwise, she thinks Salome or Branden would have gone home. She's mad because she has one of the best walks there. She wishes them good luck as she leaves. So, I'm kind of glad to have Jordan out of the mix, because she was so negative. But, I'm surprised that Mountaha has outlasted her. I'm really scared for Salome and that ass of hers.
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