Cut to Ashley walking in wearing Mr. Peterslig's trousers. The girls are standing holding his jeans. "Sank que! Sank que!" they say without any real passion. Ashley thanks them for the goose fat and says goodbye. He thanks Mr. Peterslig for his pants. They danke and skedaddle.
More German establishing shots. It's night now. Ashley is just now starting to realize he's been kidnapped, but he says it in a way that it might just be that he and Susan recently had sex. Otherwise, what the fuck, Ash? Susan finally takes Ashley to his hotel. "So, I did not kidnapping [sic] you," she says. Ashley thanks her.
A song repeats from earlier that is still not by O-Town as the boys walk past screaming fans.
Ashley thanks Susan "for the ride" and runs into the hotel.
Ashley walks into the hotel, where Trevor and Erik just happen to be standing at the doorway. Trevor instantly asks Ashley what happened to his clothes. Boston Mike is pushing the boys back to the doorway, telling them they can all chat in the car. Ashley is "apologizing," but there's no point.
"Fifteen Minutes to Show Time!" Ashley eats something as Erik says, "Today was so weird. Like, the whole day." No kidding. People, check out the wisdom that Ashley learned today: "American fans are just as crazy? But German fans are crazy in a different way, you know what I mean?" Life lesson #5, my man.
The subtitles read, "There's their bus! Get going, Mom!" Now, if you watched the Sunday rerun of this episode, you couldn't read any of the subtitles because of the lower right-hand corner commercial blurb thing. It's some "fans" in a "car" with a camera crew. They're following the bus-car-van of O-Town in the dark. "Pull in behind the others!" the subtitles read as the car pulls up behind a tour bus.
Ashley tells Dan to look out the back window (and I don't think they're on a tour bus) to count the number of cars following them. The show's in how many minutes?













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