1. When is that next time, exactly, Ashley?
2. How about next time you come back as a different fruit than the one you are right now?
3. Maybe your "thing" could be to sing and dance in tune.
4. Can Jacob come back next time as a plum instead of Jacob?
5. No wonder Erik's so sweet on you.
6. Next time, you should come back as a descendant of bananas. Now show me your banana.
7. Seriously, when's that next time you're coming back?
8. Germany. On a tour. That's what you mean? Another tour? Of what?
"Chase This!" reads the next title. Silent Mike tells the boys that it's a complete "madhouse" outside, so they're sending the bus down the street as if O-Town is inside, and they're going to pile into an ambulance instead. Hope nobody in Hamburg hurts themselves for the next hour. The boys pile into the ambulance and ask for the lights to be turned on. It's better to hide with the lights on, anyway. Jacob and Ashley joke, "So there I was...in the back of an ambulance in the middle of Germany surrounded by crazy girls!" Man, I wish the girls would tip the ambulance. Just rock it and tip it. Instead, they flank it, and the boys are just a tad bit scared. They can see through the windows, and they aren't hidden at all. It looks like German boys are pounding on the window, though. Silent Mike says he's not sure that the door locks, so if he falls out the back door, he wants someone to pull him back in by his leg. Erik makes a "ho!" noise in response. The ambulance drives away, and suddenly there's not one female in sight. There is a black car trailing them, though.
"The Morning After..." reads the title card. "Berlin," they tell us during some Berlin establishing shots. By the way, this episode is "letterboxed," and on the bottom left corner the title reads: "The O-Town Movie." It's just like watching IFC.
Café. Trevor says he's proud of them for getting up and having a breakfast like they're family. They all decide they want orange juice. This is after the giant lattes they're currently drinking. The waitress brings orange juice, and Dan claps as the rest of the boys make appreciative noises, still unable to say "Thank you" in German. They opt for two quick claps instead. Mike on the Mike walk in wearing their new "Scared To Act" sticks in their asses. Boston Mike announces that they need to go. He picks up his sleeve and tries the motivation "You're Late" by saying they're twenty minutes late to something already. They ask if they can take their food to go. The table just has coffee and orange juice on it. The Mikes can't act their way out of a paper bag, and just insist that the boys have to leave right now, without even paying the bill. Ashley announces that he has to go to the bathroom, and Episode 287 of Three's Company has just been re-enacted. Boston Mike tells Ashley to go to the bathroom later. Ashley watches the guys walk out of the diner ("Danke for Nada, Bitch-ah!"). Ashley stops and decides he really needs to pee right now and can't wait for later.













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