MONDO EXTRAS

No. Still sounds retarded.

They shoot the beach scenes. FakeAsh confesses he's having a little trouble with the "walking" part. The boys all play with each other until we get to see The Video.

If you squint your eyes almost all the way shut, it still doesn't really look like O-Town. If you close your eyes all the way, then it almost sounds like O-Town. FakeTrevor looks nothing like Trevor. Nothing. FakeErik grosses me out. FakeDan's FakeHair is so stupid. It looks like he's wearing the Acme Disguise Kit #15. FakeJake fucks up the lip-synching, but I can see him with the acoustic guitar, so that explains my question from earlier. FakeErik just felt his own nipple. I love that they're splicing the actual video in with this fake one. Man, FakeDan's mustache is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like a caterpillar's threatening to drop into his mouth. Ew, there's a lyric about how many "Triple-X Dreams" Dan's had that star me. FakeErik just grabbed his crotch. FakeJake has no rhythm at all. The CGI fireworks are hysterical.

Yay! It's a wrap! Tell us how you feel, FakeJake: "Every time I hear that song, or anything, I'm just going to think about all the memories, all the people I met and, you know, I came away with a great experience." Y'all, every time he hears anything he's going to think about this experience. That's his entire day. Sadness. "Or anything?"

NotAshley: "I'm happy that it happened but I'm sad that I have to go. I mean, I could love...I'd love to live every day like this."

Supposed2BTrevor: "I feel like I'm just floating on air. I'm waiting someone for someone to pinch me so I can wake up from this...dream I got having I'm going, I'm having going on here."

WhateverErik: "I know I gotta get back to the real life, reality. Back to uh, school. Driving my own car. No limousine. But you know what? It's been a great two days. I've learned so much."

FakeDan must be high: "It's like, an unreal experience that you've ever, never have in your life. I swear. It's just awesome."

Bye, boys. It's been fun not really meeting you.