It's Jacob's turn. He's still pretending he's not actually a member of this band. The girls come out and hug O-Town. Booty Girl cheats by straddling Jacob and clinging to him like the baby monkey he loves so much. Mothers cover the eyes of the children in attendance. Booty Girl is asked if she really likes Jacob that much. "I just wanna spank his booty," she repeats. Yeah, we got it, skank. Jacob's humiliating contest? Wrestling. The girls have to wrestle. For Jacob. The least skanky girl looks so disappointed. She had a song all ready and everything. The finalists, complete with stupid fun facts: Dawna is in the Navy; Rebecca loves Jacob's dreadlocks; and Ashley wants to spank Jacob. Finally, a true sentence. It's finally written down. Ashley wants to spank Jacob. Thank you. A giant man gives the rules: "No spitting. No eye-gouging." The game is, knock the girl off the mat, you win the round. Round one is Dawna and Rebecca. The boys flinch at the display of girl power in front of them. Dawna pretty much slams Rebecca right into the ground, smashing her kidneys into pavement. It's just a nightclub. This isn't where people are supposed to bodyslam. The DJ reminds Jacob that these girls are beating each other up over him. Jacob says he's aware of this. Booty Girl Ashley then beats the shit out of Dawna. Knocks her over. The boys are terrified. "This is horrible!" we hear one of them say. Dan has to look away in fear. Booty Girl throws Dawna out of the ring. Jacob is shocked and terrified that he now has to date the incredibly violent Booty Girl. She pulls her pants back up over her ass and gives a kiss to the camera. She hugs Jacob as he tells us in a confessional that Booty Girl might be too "outrageous" for him. Booty Girl then smacks Jacob on the ass. Hard. The DJ babbles on incoherently. Jacob tells the DJ that he's a little afraid of his date. Booty Girl shows that her arms are all scratched up from the fighting, but she's proud of her victory. "I'm spanking him hard!" she pants, as she clutches her friend in celebration. Jacob tells us that he hopes Booty Girl isn't just on the date to spank his booty. Jacob, what makes you think she's on the date for any other reason? She seems only capable of saying those three words.