Inside the chapel, Ashley and *~~TaMmiE~~* are asked to sign a "commitment certificate." Ashley puts on the brakes. "Trust me, trust me," *~~TaMmiE~~* whispers. "This is a real chapel," Ashley whispers back. *~~TaMmiE~~* says that it is. "That's a real wedding dress," Ashley notes. Ashley says he's not supposed to sign anything and that Mike on the Mike would kill him if he signed a piece of paper. *~~TaMmiE~~* promises that she had the paper checked out with Mike on the Mike and that they told Ashley to "do it." She says the certificate is for her scrapbook. The lady behind the chapel counter is impressed with *~~TaMmiE~~*'s Vegas-talking skills. *~~TaMmiE~~* says she has to have "documents" of what happened or nobody would believe her. You know, because MTV only airs this episode once late at night. Ashley signs the paper.
Dan and Hilary continue bowling as Dan talks smack about how he's only losing because he hasn't warmed up yet and then she asks him about how he was supposed to have been on a bowling team and then they zz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz zzz.
Erik shouts a very long "oh yeah!" when he learns the "disco point" move. No, I don't know why, either. The choreography is as follows: "Up. Down. Up. Down. Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!" And that's it. "I've learned it!" Erik celebrates, as it is the first piece of choreography he's ever gotten right on the first rehearsal. The choreographer is hella creepy with wandering eyebrows.
Trevor isn't very good at indoor skydiving. People hold his ankles and wiggle him around so he feels like he's actually doing it. He floats out of the wind current and falls to the ground head-first. "I want more!" he whines, throwing his body into a tantrum. Montage of beginners indoor skydiving. Yes, it's just as remarkably unimpressive as you might imagine. Trevor's favorite moment? The instructor flips him over so he's floating on his back, and then starts spinning Trevor in a circle as he holds on to him by his crotch. Just spinning Trevor around and around by his dick. Awesome. Trevor, overcome with misplaced, undirected sexual energy, tackles his date to the ground. It's quiet and uncomfortable until Trevor shouts, "Oh, that was awesome!"