Making the Band
Jacob's Hits…Or Misses

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O-No!

But somehow Jacob gets to sing the song in New York. Janie's off to the side in tears as we're all subjected to the entire song. The boys are singing backup. I still say this should be Ashley's song. We see Janie through the fog machine, hands clutched in happiness and/or prayer. Jacob's song hints that they have had sex, by the way. You guys want the lyrics, right? Here goes:

Oooh, oooh, oooh, ooooh.
Wake up in the morning
I can't wait to see your face.
Never been this happy in all my life.
Take a sip of water
and lay gently by your side.
Praying that the sun would never rise.
A loving kiss upon your cheek before you wake.
And laying back and watch you sleep.
Then I write some song to tell you one more time.
How I loved you and I need you in my life.

Somebody needs some grammar lessons, is all I'm saying. We're switching tenses like a motherfucker here. Jacob says they sing countless love songs for thousands of girls every night, but to be able to sing "MY" song for "MY" girl is so much better. Somebody help me down. I seem to be trapped on top of Jacob's giant head.

Oooh, oooh, oooh, ooooh.
'Cause I can't live without you.
I can't breathe without you.
I can't see my life without you.
I have no reason to doubt that you were meant
Meant for me.
And I was meant for you.
Oooh, oooh, oooh, ooooh.
'Cause I was meant for you.
'Cause you were meant for me. Yeah.
'Cause I was meant for you.
'Cause I was meant for...
You.

Jewel just called. She wants most of her song back.

Next time, the pressure's on when Clive has put the kibosh on almost all of O-Town's own writing. Will Erik ever get his own song? Rich Cronin thinks not. Is he Boston Mike's brother? That's it, isn't it? They're brothers. Nepotism.

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