Trevor acts as though he understands anything, demanding to know why "the actions were taken." The boys still think that this was Trans Con, and that it had nothing to do with either Lou or Mike on the Mike. Lou says that when he found out this happened, he was "devastated." He lies that this happened without his knowing about it, and that when he found out about it, he got on the phone and changed it. Jacob says that he doesn't understand how this could happen without Lou's knowing. Lou's all, "See, what had happened was," like he's explaining to Jerry Springer why he cheated, but that it's not his fault just because the bitch found out and that doesn't really make him a cheater, for real. Lou tries to make it sound like the problem came from the absence of Mike on the Mike on his staff, and that since nobody has been hired to replace them (because they're still working for Trans Con, clearly), there were communication problems. This is all such bullshit that I don't really want to write these lies down. Pictures of the New Kids shine down from behind Lou's shoulder, openly laughing at the disgrace boy bands have become. Lou says the following sentence: "You know where I'm coming from. You know me. As close as I am. As a part of you." Erik looks at Lou like, "Man, I say some fucked-up shit that makes no sense, but you aren't even speaking words that are supposed to go in that order, man." Lou says that he's behind them a "zillion percent," and Jacob tries to figure out what one-sixth of a zillion would be. Lou says that in the future nothing will ever get cut off again without his approval, so that, if they ever get cut off again, it's because he said so. He really says that here, and they're all, "Thanks, Lou." Idiots. Erik says he knows that Lou wouldn't have done this to them. Ashley tells us that Lou is an "intricate character" in this chapter in his life. "Intricate"? That means that Lou is a difficult person. It could also mean that Lou is an elaborate, complicated person having lots of parts. Well, I guess Ashley has a bit of a point. Never mind. Lou tries to make jokes, but I don't want to listen to him anymore. The boys half-hug Lou and wish him a good time in France. Jacob tells Ashley that he hopes Ashley's not confused anymore. Ashley says he isn't, and thanks Lou for meeting with them. God, all this Lou-sucking is so boring. Blah blah blah, Lou's so great. Just last episode it was all, "Lou sucks! Lou's a thief!" Now it's, "Praise Lou! HalleLOUya!" They're even playing some sort of gospel music in the background.
Making the Band
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Making the Band