Jilted Trevor puts on his "cynic" hat to tell us that he realizes this was just another date for Kelly. He's all, "Cool! I feel special!" What an ass. Kelly drives away as quickly as possible as Trevor has to wait for a cab! Ha. He says that he's angry with her, and that he just made a fool out of himself. Like it's the first time.

The next morning, Trevor starts flirting with Shrilli. Shrilli asks where Kelly is. "Um, she had work," Trevor lies. Someone's taking Trevor's picture. Shrilli figures it out and kind of laughs right at Trevor.

Jacob introduces Janie around the room as his girlfriend, and Janie keeps repeating that she's already met all of these people before. She tells us that she's jealous of Jacob's lifestyle. Jacob's bragging about all of his clothes, saying that he doesn't even have time to wear them all, and Janie's eating Ramen on her futon. She says it's frustrating because she lives the life for a few days and then has to go back home. She thinks he might get interested in one of his fans. Uh, honey, that'd be illegal.

Minneapolis. "Making the Fan" competition again. Round Two. More crying girls. Crying, crying, sad-ass girls. One girl sobs and tells Jacob that she loves him so much and needs a hug. "A hug right now to me would just be more than anything else could ever could in my lifetime," she says. The end of this recap to me right now could be more than could just be could with could. Ever. WOOOO! Jacob is eating all of this up with three spoons and gives her the hug. She's illegal, Jake!

For some reason, Erik cuts in here with a voice-over saying that he can't even imagine having a relationship right now. Erik then gives Ashley a look. Ashley smiles back. I'll leave that bit alone, there. So, these boys are watching each other hold very young girls and they're discussing having relationships? That's so creepy and wrong. Ashley tells us that he and Erik have had "more than one" conversation about how hard it is to have a relationship right now. Again, just backing away. Ashley tells us that he feels he's losing touch with people from his past. We cut to some strange scene where Ashley pretends he's just casually walking up to Shrilli going, "What are you doing later?" Shrilli pretends that she has a choice or a car or a per diem and asks, "Later tonight?" because that's her line. She says, "Nothing." The plates behind them are Florida. Huh. Where do you think this scene was shot? Ashley stammers his fake line about going out for dinner and a movie and Shrilli smiles and asks whether that would be like a date. This scene is too fake for any more recapping.