We finally get to the opening credits. I can't believe how much they're still like last season's opening credits. Can't MTV pay for a better song or something? It sounds like the opening for a PBS children's show.

Jamie Foxx is giving the boys a pep talk at their rehearsal space in Orlando. Oh. My bad. I guess that guy is "Ed," the choreographer. Anyway, he explains to the kids that Britney is actually talented, and that they are going to have to be good if they don't want to look like assholes. However, those aren't the words he chooses in order to explain that; instead, he says: "Britney got Neptune beat. You guys get off-stage with a gang of slow jams and corny pop. She's about to light the shit up with hip-hop. I've seen her rehearsals. I've been in there. I've seen them." Aren't y'all glad I'm here to translate?