Blah blah blah votecakes. But before we all call in (yeah, I'm certainly going to be ringing it up immediately), Jill yells from her isolation booth a little message to us, which is mostly about how she needs a guy who will understand her career. And who has, of course, a good sense of humor and a great personality, because she has to pretend she gives a rat's ass about that. Each guy now gets a chance to campaign for himself. Markus says that family is the most important thing to him, which is why he's taking the whole thing so seriously. Kevin assures us that he came with his whole heart and soul, and he's going to be that way with Jill, too. Or something. And there will be laughing.

Sean gives the voting phone numbers. I'm not repeating them. What, you want to vote? Oh, you do not.

Stephen's turn to be set up. Mo, Paula, and Mike are back. The three women are Denise D., Denise L., and Darrien. We see Mo in the interrogation room, trying to irritate Darrien into admitting that she's easily irritated. Cut back on the sophisticated psychological warfare, Mo! I am frightened of you! Back on stage, it's time for the decision. The blasted music starts up again, and I could honestly kill myself at this point. What did the peeps think of the girls? They think Denise D. has a great head on her shoulders (and by "head on her shoulders," they mean "rack"), but they're not sure about the fact that she seems to want everything her way. They fortunately don't seem to mind that it was September 11th that brought them to this point. Denise L., the peeps like also. They are worried that she spends too much time on her outward appearance, what with the giant breasts and everything. It's strange, but I don't actually think Denise L. looks any more appearance-obsessed than any of the rest of these weirdos. They find Darrien appealingly ambitious, but the peeps think that she's overinvolved in other things.

Pausing. Music. Pausing. The two who continue are Denise D. and Denise L. September 11th girl and the rodeo centerfold? Man, those are some really helpful peeps Stephen has with him if he finds the bar scene "meaningless." Darrien gives her bland, good-sport sendoff. Now it's time for Stephen to speak his mind from the booth. He asks people to keep in mind that there's more to people than looks. Stephen would like you to "consider someone's insides." The intestines, for instance. And what's a wife without a gall bladder? Time for the chicks to campaign for themselves. They both say that they have crappy luck with men, so they're hoping that they can marry Stephen and get it over with, basically. Stephen must be so honored. Okay, run off and go vote!