Oh, poor Scott. Scott's like, "Look, I know I'm no French clothing importer, and I know I look kind of like a dweeb up here in my crewneck sweater standing next to Mr. Blue-shirt-with-white-collar-and-cuffs ex-underwear-model there, but please, consider voting for me." Or that's what he's thinking. What he actually says is that he likes to hang out in the kitchen, and he does like college football, so he thinks it's a good match. In an especially weird remark, he says, "You may not have gotten to know me very well in the last few minutes, but I know me very well, and I'd like my daughter to marry somebody like me." Wow, thanks for the Freudian-Gordian knot.

Egghead tells us that it's time for us to make our choice. Oh, I'm really excited about making my choice! Oh, wait, that's not me. I'm sorry, I was thinking of someone else.

Back from commercials, and time for Matt's peeps to make their last cut. They've been hanging out in the interrogation room as well. We see Kelly asked why her file says she's "hard to get to know," and she says she's not. Great answer, nitwit. They also ask her about a notation that she has trouble admitting when she's wrong. She says she wasn't aware that was going to come up. In another clip, Matt's mom asks Cortez how she feels about living with someone before she's married. Cortez says that would be all right, as long as you were engaged. She is seriously the blandest girl I have ever seen. She just has no discernible personality whatsoever, positive or negative. Back on the stage, it's time for the big cut. But first, what did the peeps think of these ladies? They thought Cortez was gorgeous and sweet -- maybe too sweet. They think maybe she couldn't stand up to Matt. I'm sorry, have they actually seen Matt? Matt looks like a less threatening Daniel Stern, for God's sake. As for Sally, they like that she claims to know what she wants, but they find her "flighty." Kelly covers her ears when Sean is about to tell what they thought about her, because she's so funny! Ha ha! As it turns out, the peeps have pronounced her "just like Matt," and say that she and Matt would be "great buddies," but he needs something else in a wife. That's kind of a crappy thing to say, Matt's peeps.

Considering that asshole remark, it is no surprise that after dragging it out incessantly, Egghead announces that Cortez and Sally will be around, and Kelly will be gone. I am not happy with Matt's peeps. Asked for her reaction, Kelly gives a big raspberry and a thumbs-down. And then she sort of raises her arms triumphantly as the audience applauds. Okay, that was a little bit funny. She leaves, because as the only woman on this show I have come close to not hating, she of course has to go. Away with you, non-hateable woman!