BJ says that her heart is numb. She breaks down again in the interview, and then, in his interview, Tony snorfles that he can't imagine feeling much worse than he does. He repeats that he should have just gone through with it. In her interview, she says that, this morning, she thought all her dreams would come true. She cries and cries, and we get to see some stretchy saliva strands in her mouth, which is nice. She says she felt "so alive and so happy" before, so I guess now she's dead inside. She breaks down in tears.
And now, it's time for us to all learn a valuable lesson. Egghead tells us that the couples had an instant connection, but recaps the fact that, in the end, nobody got married, making this the stupidest and most pointless show of all time. (That last part is silent, though.) He explains that the audience that voted last week picked Jill and Kevin, as it turned out, so they would have gotten the prize had they gotten married. But they didn't. So the prize will go unclaimed. Egghead lectures us about how perhaps the couples learned something meaningful. Yeah. Good luck with that future career in turd-polishing, Egghead.