Let's have us some judgment, shall we? David, Sharone and Whitney all made stunning dishes, according to Gordon. But there can be only one -- and this week "one" is spelled W-H-I-T-N-E-Y. Whitney yammers on about what this victory means to her, but frankly, she speaks in a register only dogs can hear, so I'm unable to transcribe it. She seems happy enough. You know who's not happy? Lee, Sheetal and Mike, who are all up for elimination. But again, there can be only one. Lee... is told to get back to his station, and he thanks the deity of your choice for pitting him against two contestants who made a dessert even worse than his. At the end of the day, it's Mike and his raw egg spectacular that earn the one-way ticket out of the MasterChef kitchen. "This is not the end," Mike says. Well, technically it is. We shall miss you, man. But mostly, we shall miss your hats and your overwrought expressions. But mostly your hats.

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