Masters: "I mean, I wish I was a better scientist that could make her shit work. I feel bad about that. Mostly annoyed, but yeah. A little blue, I suppose."
Virginia: "Thank God I'm not married to your robot ass."
Masters: "Spoilers, darling."
Virginia: "So my shift ended an hour ago, and my not-boyfriend is here..."
Masters: "Don't be an idiot. Reproduction happens all the time, you can't go by the clock."
Virginia: "I totally get that? I just need to get a babysitter when you do this."
Masters: "Fine. Fuck you. ...Uh, just kidding, you did a good job today."
Virginia: "Good job almost acting human! Nice save."
Ethan: "What a good job you're doing blowing me! Now for the main event."
Virginia: "Whoa, buddy. We had a deal. Get downtown."
Ethan: "But how am I supposed to give you a blowjob! You don't even have a penis."
Virginia: "True enough. But also, think about it..."
Ethan: "But oral sex is about making a man's penis feel good!"
Virginia: "Right, but... Come on, work it out..."
Ethan: "Oh! I know nothing, Jon Snow."
Virginia: "Good job!"
Ethan: "You mean it? I wasn't sure. At first I was like what and then I was like okay and then I think I really got the hang of it."
Virginia: "Actually you did okay, kiddo. But thanks for making even that somehow about you."
Ethan: "It was very sexy! I like doing it!"
Virginia: "Because you like me to enjoy myself?"
Ethan: "No, because we have to conquer what we don't understand. Going down on you is like fighting the dragon. It's up-close magic. And because it's less like thinking about your sexuality as independent of my own, and more like finding out I have a whole other penis! I wish I had a telescope for vaginas. I really want to get in there and figure it out."
Virginia: "Just you wait, buddy. That's in Phase II. Now, let's fuck."
Ethan: "Can I just gaze at you and can you stop moving so I can tell you how beautiful you are?"
Virginia: "I mean, I kind of want to fuck."
Ethan: "Hang on, let me just be in this movie that is all about me for one more second. Me and this beautiful creature, that belongs to me, who I just went down on."