Masters of Sex
Thank You For Coming

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 35 USERS: A
YOU GRADE IT
You Be Me & I'll Be You

Ethan: "How's that feel?"
Vivian: "...Cold? Degrading? I mean it's not like you're doing this for my benefit, or anything. I mean very sexy. It feels amazing, not at all gross and sticky and awful."
Ethan: "Sweet because there is a lot more of that comin' your way. Only not really, because I am almost too drunk to even act this much of a mess."

So of course the hospital calls -- Vivian shivering on the couch as the stuff evaporates -- and he's like, "Uh, call the on-call doctor? I almost answered a banana just now." No dice. The woman's got a fever, she's centimeters from giving birth and the dispatch is freaking out, and finally Ethan summons that clutch sobriety you can sometimes find deep in yourself and asks Vivian for a ride to the hospital.

...Where he boots, rallies, trades out his gloves, and heads on in to do some doctorin'. You can see why Vivian's so taken with him.

REAL ESTATE

Bill: "I'm just not sure you should go for the first house you see?"
Essie: "Actually it was like the fourth one. I'm making an offer."
Libby: "Are you sure? I didn't love it."
Essie: "No, I am decided."
Bill: "Now she's decisive."

Essie: "If I end up not liking it, I'll just sell it and get something else."
Bill: "That is a very cavalier attitude."
Essie: "Darlene has been very generous. But she's not easy. She's got a strong point of view, you can't... I just want to settle. Here."
Bill: "Oh, Darlene's hard to live with. So you're being decisive."
Essie: "Not sure I am getting what you're saying, but yeah. She's very moody, and I've had enough. Why is that weird?"
Bill: "No, it's fine. No, good for you, taking care of yourself. Recognizing your limits."
Essie: "Um, it's 1959."

Bill: "Look at you, I mean it! Traveling on your own, making decisions on the spur of the moment, taking the risk that things will work out someplace new..."
Essie: "Your mouth is saying nice stuff, but your face and demeanor are being a real asshole. It's confusing."
Bill: "Just wouldn't have thought you'd have it in you, Mother."
Libby: "Bill, what is even going on now? Why are you being so mean and weird."
Essie: "It's fine. I'm trying to be cool about it because I know exactly what he's talking about, and I don't disagree with him. But it's better late than never."

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