Melrose Place

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Pablo G: C+ | 1124 USERS: C+
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Coal. Auggie's cooking when Marcello comes up to do his patented Marcello criticism of Auggie's work. He then starts harping on Auggie taking time to chat with Riley while on the clock. Marcello takes it a step further by objectifying Riley and talking about how he'd love to have her for dessert. Auggie warns him to stop, but Marcello is Marcello. Finally, Auggie snaps, as has been telegraphed all episode, and goes berserk on his boss, totally beating his ass. Violet comes up and shrieks for Auggie to stop as the other cooks try to hold him back. They finally peel him off, but not before Marcello is semi-unconscious.

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Violet knocks on Auggie's door. He answers shirtless and is too listless to care whether or not Violet comes in. She tries her best to cheer him up. Auggie says he just lost control like he was out of his body. Violet looks like she wants to lick his wounds, literally. Suddenly, Auggie kisses her... then pushes her away. He shouldn't have, he says. Yes he should have, she says. They fall onto the couch together and start to tear each other's clothes off. Good for them.

Police station. Rodriguez looks gloomy as he gazes upon the evidence board for Syd's murder investigation. Another detective walks in with David's knife in an evidence bag. It was turned in by a construction worker, so we're sure it's the same knife. The size of the knife makes it consistent with Syd's wounds. Case closed! Please?

Eerie transition to a cemetery at night. David's on a knee at Sydney's grave. "I'm so sorry, Syd. I'm so sorry." What for? Crying over graves twice in one episode?

Melrose Place

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