Melrose Place

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Pablo G: C+ | 1124 USERS: C+
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Pretty Woman

Jonah's on the phone accepting a date somewhere. He sounds almost as happy as he was at the bar with Kendra. Riley walks in and hears the end of the conversation. She tells Jonah what she did in regards to her friendship with Auggie. Jonah sounds guilty about it, saying he didn't tell her to do that. Plus, he reveals that it was indeed Kendra he has made plans to see, but he insists it will be professional and he needs to keep seeing her for the sake of this opportunity for his career. He and Riley end up out on the balcony together with no answers to their problem. "Where do we go from here?" Riley asks to Jonah, but it might as well be to no one in particular. After a minute or so of silence, Jonah just turns and walks off. Too bad you already screwed up with Kendra.

Ella walks in on Lauren studying in their apartment. She goes straight into apologizing for trying to buy Lauren and asking her to compromise her ethics. After resolving that all of the WPK stuff with Jesse is going to turn out fine, Lauren asks Ella if she plans to share her hooker theory about her with anyone. Ella says she hasn't told anyone and won't bring it up again. How convenient. Also, she'll be there to talk about it if Lauren wants to. Lauren says there's nothing to talk about. Glad we had this talk, roomie. To move on from this ordeal, Ella suggests a Julia Roberts marathon. Niiiiice. Lauren preemptively flips about further Pretty Woman jokes. Ella teases she was talking about Steel Magnolias. "Closest I come to that crying thing you people sometimes do." I knew it! She was too perfect. She's a robot, guys. This show just got interesting.

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Pablo G. is some guy who lives in San Antonio, Texas. Check him out at Space Monkeys!, Obscure Sports Reference, and follow him @PendejoJoe on Twitter.

Melrose Place

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